garvinsmum
Completely Boxer Crazy
1.) What is your name? I AM ROSIE, KING OF THIS HOUSE
2.) What kind of animal are you? I AM NOT AN ANIMAL I AM A KING - I BELONG TO THE RACE "FELINE"
3.) If the boxer sleeps wherever it wants, where do you sleep? THE BOXER ONLY SLEEPS WHERE I CHOOSE NOT TO
4a.) What do you eat? I CLAW AT THESE FEEBLE HUMANS AND THEY FEED ME WHATEVER I PLEASE
4b.) What's your FAVORITE thing to eat? I GO SIMPLY MAD FOR MARGARINE
5.) Are you indoors or outdoors? I ROAM WHERE I PLEASE. THEY TRY TO KEEP ME IN SO I SHRED THE SCREENS.
6.) Do you get along with others? I DO NOT NEED TO. THEY DO AS I SAY OR I IGNORE THEM
7.) Where did you come from? I CHOOSE TO BE HERE. THAT IS ENOUGH.
8.) Do you play with toys? TOYS ARE FOR PEASANTS
9.) Who's your favorite person? THE WOMAN WHO SERVES ME IS ACCEPTABLE
10.) Do you like baths? BATHS ARE FOR DOGS. I AM CLEAN
11.) Where do you stay when home alone? I'm home alone? I SLEEP ON A DINING ROOM CHAIR AND WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO FEED ME
12.) Do you have run of the house? TRY TO STOP ME
13.) Are you allowed on furniture? IT'S MY FURNITURE
14.) Do you like your boxer? I SHALL NEVER ADMIT THAT
2.) What kind of animal are you? I AM NOT AN ANIMAL I AM A KING - I BELONG TO THE RACE "FELINE"
3.) If the boxer sleeps wherever it wants, where do you sleep? THE BOXER ONLY SLEEPS WHERE I CHOOSE NOT TO
4a.) What do you eat? I CLAW AT THESE FEEBLE HUMANS AND THEY FEED ME WHATEVER I PLEASE
4b.) What's your FAVORITE thing to eat? I GO SIMPLY MAD FOR MARGARINE
5.) Are you indoors or outdoors? I ROAM WHERE I PLEASE. THEY TRY TO KEEP ME IN SO I SHRED THE SCREENS.
6.) Do you get along with others? I DO NOT NEED TO. THEY DO AS I SAY OR I IGNORE THEM
7.) Where did you come from? I CHOOSE TO BE HERE. THAT IS ENOUGH.
8.) Do you play with toys? TOYS ARE FOR PEASANTS
9.) Who's your favorite person? THE WOMAN WHO SERVES ME IS ACCEPTABLE
10.) Do you like baths? BATHS ARE FOR DOGS. I AM CLEAN
11.) Where do you stay when home alone? I'm home alone? I SLEEP ON A DINING ROOM CHAIR AND WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO FEED ME
12.) Do you have run of the house? TRY TO STOP ME
13.) Are you allowed on furniture? IT'S MY FURNITURE
14.) Do you like your boxer? I SHALL NEVER ADMIT THAT
