You Know You Own a Boxer If.....

[JodyO]

when you love to hold their little faces in your hands just so you can feel their "mush"

 

[kellerboxer]

if......you come home from work and have a huge wrestling match in your front yard in your nice work clothes while the neighbors watch in awe

 

[kellerboxer]

if....you cant take a shower without getting interupted by something trying to lick the soap off your legs

 

[boxer4]

Originally posted by kellerboxer
if....you cant take a shower without getting interupted by something trying to lick the soap off your legs

Or somewhere else :o

When you watch TV through boxer drool on the screen and don't even bother to get up and wipe it off or you'll lose you seat. I think its planned that way.:p

When you sit on the floor because you can't get on any of the furniture because it is all occupied and you don't want to bother them.

When you never get to eat all of anything without having to break off a piece.

When your dishes are pre-licked before washing.

When you get more exercise walking through you house stepping over dogs and toys than jogging.

Peg, Jan
Caesar, Brandi, Jake & Maggie

 

[scribe1128]

-your Pergo wood floor is scratched up and you don't care!
-you have more photos of your boxers at your work desk than of your kids!:p
-a guest at your home asks, "Eeeeew, what's that awful smell?" and you say, "What smell?" while the boxers sit there innocently!:rolleyes:
-a nubby Nylabone meets your bare foot in the middle of the night when you get up to answer nature's call!:o


Gotta love those wonderful, smushy faces!
Cheryl

 

[scribe1128]

Just thought of another one!

You find yourself spelling words like TREAT, WALK and RIDE!:D

 

[Sassypainter]

lmao!!!!!

And people thought I was crazy! They just don't have a boxer furkid! But they don't know what they are missing!

 

[AZ Boxer Boys]

These are great. How about

- can't cook without tripping over them as they're looking for something that might drop on the floor.

- can't cook without them sitting and staring with their big eyes saying "don't you have something for me?"

- the box of toys in the corner are dog toys, not baby toys.

- can't sit down on the couch without looking to be sure you don't sit on a big wet slober spot.

- the table actually get cleared as soon as you get done eating so the leftovers don't disappear and the dishes don't get licked clean.

- can't load the dishwasher by yourself anymore. Always someone there to help 'wash' the plates.

I think I could go on and on.

Cindy

 

[dukie's mom]

can't load the dishwasher by yourself anymore. Always someone there to help 'wash' the plates.

I wish they would stop at this!!
Mine help themselves to wooden spoons, spatulas, etc. Brats!!
I'm afraid someone is goign to cut their tongue.

 

[nmsis]

1. Your entire house is painted in semi-gloss, because the boogies wipe right off the walls. 2. You can't open a jar of peanut butter without feeling the hair on the back of your neck standing up, because some thing is watching you. 3. Your SUV is decorated with Boxer On Board, Got Boxers, etc. 4. The neighbors know the dogs names, but not yours. 5. The only mail you get is bills, bills,or dog show catalogs.6. When you laugh hysterically at people who refer to their dogs as brown or striped. 7. When you giggle in the middle of the night when you hear -- PPOOFF-----from the end of the bed. 8. When your Boxer tattoo says, The Love Of My Life. 9. When your wardrobe matches fawn or brindle.ETC. ETC.