You Know You Own a Boxer If.....
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Austin's Mom
Boxer Insane
........if every time you go out to eat you bring some home for your baby no matter how hungry you are!
........if you buy a new couch only a year after getting a new couch only because the arm isn't wide enough for you boxer to lay on and look out the window. (any you lie to your hub about why you HAVE to get a new couch)
........when you park you suv in front of the house instead of in the driveway just so your overweight boxer can get in without hurting himself.
Chris
........if you buy a new couch only a year after getting a new couch only because the arm isn't wide enough for you boxer to lay on and look out the window. (any you lie to your hub about why you HAVE to get a new couch)
........when you park you suv in front of the house instead of in the driveway just so your overweight boxer can get in without hurting himself.
Chris
harley03
Completely Boxer Crazy
You know you own a boxer when......
you have pee running down your leg (from a dog at the park who decided to mark you as his own :rolleyes: ) but you just don't have the heart to make your baby go home he is having so much fun :D .
(This actually happened to me a couple of days ago).
you have pee running down your leg (from a dog at the park who decided to mark you as his own :rolleyes: ) but you just don't have the heart to make your baby go home he is having so much fun :D .
(This actually happened to me a couple of days ago).
Sera's Mom
Boxer Booster
--You spend good, hard-earned cash for a comfy doggy bed that your baby eats within the first 3 days. (We've lost 5 that way)
--While away from your Boxer, you smile and giggle to yourself just thinking about that smoosh-face.
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Brenda
--While away from your Boxer, you smile and giggle to yourself just thinking about that smoosh-face.
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Brenda
Boomer'sPapa
Super Boxer
Re: Re: You know you own a Boxer if....
....and you buy Yoplait yogurt instead of the store brand, because it's what you're used to eating. Hey, would I give Boomer something I wouldn't eat?
Cheers,
Scott
Originally posted by ljnash
And two containers of yogurt, too!
....and you buy Yoplait yogurt instead of the store brand, because it's what you're used to eating. Hey, would I give Boomer something I wouldn't eat?
Cheers,
Scott
Jaime&Louie
Super Boxer
This one is so good! Mine's kind of long...
- When you purchase a bigger car, FOR your boxer... not you.
- I also have boxer hair on my chair at work, on my back pack, and pretty much everywhere else.
- When you get home, and have a buddy wanting to go ANYWHERE you go. He'll sit and wait for me to say the "magic words"... Go... Bye Bye... do you want to... GO?? Petsmart??
- When on Saturday mornings, you get a squishy face full of mud as an awakening, and you laugh.... instead of worrying about the bedding.
- When you base whether you will, or will NOT date someone on how well your boxer likes them, and how well they like your boxer. They have to pass the test. Many have gone, and never returned because they don't realize, they just met the greatest dog in the world.
- When your family thinks you're nuts because your first thought is about your boxer, before pretty much anything else.
- When you're willing to do anything just to keep them happy, healthy, and a part of your life.
- When it almost makes you want to cry knowing how much they love you.
- When you can't even go to the gas station, without wanting them to come with.
- When you purchase a bigger car, FOR your boxer... not you.
- I also have boxer hair on my chair at work, on my back pack, and pretty much everywhere else.
- When you get home, and have a buddy wanting to go ANYWHERE you go. He'll sit and wait for me to say the "magic words"... Go... Bye Bye... do you want to... GO?? Petsmart??
- When on Saturday mornings, you get a squishy face full of mud as an awakening, and you laugh.... instead of worrying about the bedding.
- When you base whether you will, or will NOT date someone on how well your boxer likes them, and how well they like your boxer. They have to pass the test. Many have gone, and never returned because they don't realize, they just met the greatest dog in the world.
- When your family thinks you're nuts because your first thought is about your boxer, before pretty much anything else.
- When you're willing to do anything just to keep them happy, healthy, and a part of your life.
- When it almost makes you want to cry knowing how much they love you.
- When you can't even go to the gas station, without wanting them to come with.
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You tell your daughter not to wear a certain pair of shoes in front of George because they upset him.
Tia has this pair of black suede tennis shoes and George just hates them, she has to hide them or he tries to sneak in her room and steal them
Tia has this pair of black suede tennis shoes and George just hates them, she has to hide them or he tries to sneak in her room and steal them
Boomer'sPapa
Super Boxer
...you've just about given up hiding your Tazmanian Devil slippers, as your boxer finds them and carries them all over the house.
Jaime&Louie
Super Boxer
OH, one more!!
When you have to tell someone to take off their hat, and sunglasses because your boxer doesn't like them.
Louie will bark and growl at people wearing sunglasses and hats! And then when they're taken off... there isn't a problem.
When you have to tell someone to take off their hat, and sunglasses because your boxer doesn't like them.
Louie will bark and growl at people wearing sunglasses and hats! And then when they're taken off... there isn't a problem.
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