Bella'sMom
Super Boxer
Oh I hope Bella doesn't interupt SURVIVOR tonight!!!
You Know You Own a Boxer If.....
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xenaprincess
Boxer Insane
Ya know you're a boxer owner if:
1) your pet is staring at you intensly all because someone in the house mentioned the word "cookie"
2) you have to go into the closet just to open a can of Tuna in privacy, or be slobbered on and pawed at until you drain the tuna juice over the kibble in the dog bowl!!
3) The mailman starts leaving dog cookies on the front porch because she wasn't outside to slobber on him at the time!:rolleyes
4) you can ignore the green faces of your guests when your fur-baby passes gas, and then you innocently ask "What?":p
Sharon
1) your pet is staring at you intensly all because someone in the house mentioned the word "cookie"
2) you have to go into the closet just to open a can of Tuna in privacy, or be slobbered on and pawed at until you drain the tuna juice over the kibble in the dog bowl!!
3) The mailman starts leaving dog cookies on the front porch because she wasn't outside to slobber on him at the time!:rolleyes
4) you can ignore the green faces of your guests when your fur-baby passes gas, and then you innocently ask "What?":p
Sharon
oh yeaaaaaah!! those two i can relate to...i take tae kwon do classes and the uniforms are WHITE!! but mine is actually white w/the occassional slobber spot, hair, or eye boogies....YUCK!!!!
but i do miss out on going out so often...have to stay home w/the pooch or he'll take it out on the carpet.
:rolleyes:
These are so true and I'm so glad for BW because I think very few people understand. It's so nice that other people forget what it's like to have clean windows as well. Also, I'd pay huge money for a blanket that I could keep for months let alone years! Finally, to walk out the door without slobber, boogies, or a muddy paw print on me would be nothing short of a miracle!
:D or you get home and those big sad eyes are looking up at you from the top of the couch and then you go in the front door and have your knees taken out because they are so happy to see you.
and then they kidney bean uncontrollably untill you give them a good rub.
Have you had your dog howl at you when you go to say hi to someone else in your family?
like ... he guy , I am right down here:p !!
and then they kidney bean uncontrollably untill you give them a good rub.
Have you had your dog howl at you when you go to say hi to someone else in your family?
like ... he guy , I am right down here:p !!
dukie's mom
Banned
Silly people..OWN a boxer? I think it is the other way around.
I have boxer fur on my desk chair at work....
I have boxer fur on my desk chair at work....
Krikkit
Boxer Insane
- All your clothing matches the colours: red (fawn), brindle, white.
- Your main criteria when buying clothes is the number of pockets.
- You always seem to have unexplained bruises.
- Your vehicle resembles a dog kennel on wheels.
- Your choice of vehicle relates directly to your Boxers. You take your Boxers car shopping with you. You are offended if the salesmen does not allow your Boxers into the potential new vehicle.
- You take your Boxers shopping for fabric and ask if they can come into the store so you can see if they match or not.
- Your Boxers have a far better social life than you do
Sharon
- Your main criteria when buying clothes is the number of pockets.
- You always seem to have unexplained bruises.
- Your vehicle resembles a dog kennel on wheels.
- Your choice of vehicle relates directly to your Boxers. You take your Boxers car shopping with you. You are offended if the salesmen does not allow your Boxers into the potential new vehicle.
- You take your Boxers shopping for fabric and ask if they can come into the store so you can see if they match or not.
- Your Boxers have a far better social life than you do
Sharon
Scrapper's Mom
Boxer Insane
- You make a special trip to two different pet stores for the food and treats he likes and always bring back a new toy or goodie (and he knows it)...
- You have an area of your not-all-that-extensive kitchen counter permanently dedicated to dog treats (numerous varieties), greenies, lamb ears, vitamins, supplements and the dremel and its various attachments...
-You haven't seen one end of your couch in two years because it's been covered with fleeces and flannel sheets for him to sleep on
-One of your first phone calls from the hospital after surgery involves having someone hold the phone up to the dog's ear so you can "talk to him so he knows I'm alright"
"Once you've been owned by a Boxer, anything else is just a dog"
- You have an area of your not-all-that-extensive kitchen counter permanently dedicated to dog treats (numerous varieties), greenies, lamb ears, vitamins, supplements and the dremel and its various attachments...
-You haven't seen one end of your couch in two years because it's been covered with fleeces and flannel sheets for him to sleep on
-One of your first phone calls from the hospital after surgery involves having someone hold the phone up to the dog's ear so you can "talk to him so he knows I'm alright"
"Once you've been owned by a Boxer, anything else is just a dog" - Status