Top Ten Questions You've Always Wanted to Ask Your Boxer

[boxerbabe64]

1. Who do you like riding with better mommy or daddy?
2. Why do you poop and insist on checking it out?
3. Are you tired of watching animal planet?
4. Do you prefer the taste of flip flops over stilletos?
5. Preference of cheese? Kraft or Cracker Barrel?
6. How do you know when its 8:30 p.m. on the dot?
7. Were the blinds I hung really that ugly?
8. Does the water taste better out of the yard hose?
9. Does my shifting gears annoy you that much?
10. Do you know how much YOU have made our lives so much better?

Nikki

 

[Chaos's Mom]

1. What do you think of that white stuff that floats out of the sky in the winter?
2. Why must you attack every flying leaf that goes past your face, yet you miss catching the flies?
3. What does that "look" mean?
4. Which do you prefer peanut butter or cream cheese?
5. How can we communicate better with you?
6. Why don't you like taking a bath yet love being sprayed with the hose?
7. Why do you like sleeping in the waterbed with mommy and daddy in the winter yet when spring comes you prefer to sleep by yourself on the couch?
8. Why is it that when it storms you try to act like such a big boy around daddy yet when mommy is around you want to cuddle?
9. Do you know how much we love you?
10. Do you know how much you have taught our family?

 

[Gemflies]

10. Maddox-Why do you feel you must jump as high as you can when you see new people?
9. Cairo- Why do you feel that you must charge at my face with your mouth open?
8.Both-Why do you feel you must try to jump all over me everytime I need to get on the floor?
7. Maddox-Why do you walk around the kitchen to get to your food, rather than walk the straight line to get to it?
6. Both-Do you even like the toys that I buy?
5. Cairo-Why must everything go in your mouth, is this just s phase?
4. Cairo-Why will you stick your head in the shower when I'm in it and lick everything in the shower, but hate it when it is bathtime?
3. Both- Do you know that you are spoiled and that is why you try new antics?
2. Maddox - Do you know that when you ignore me, that it is annoying?
1. Both - Do you love me as much as I love you?

 

[nikita_chloe]

10. If you could tell me one thing, what would it be?

9. Why do you like to kill birdies?

8. Why do you always cross over the fence?

7. What is it about the mean german shephards next door that you are facinated with?

6. Why are you scared of daddy?

5. How come you have to be good on the leash when i am around, but not when daddy is?

4. Do you really understand animal planet? ...

3. Do you want another boxer to play with or do you like being alone?

2. Do you want to go for a car ride?

1. Do you miss nikita?