Top Ten Questions You've Always Wanted to Ask Your Boxer

[beausmommy]

1) Do you realize that you outweigh Bailey by 45lbs. or are you just trying
to be nice when you let him boss you around?

2) Why do you hate cats even after I've explained to you a million times
that it isn't polite to try to eat your neighbors?

3) Why do you only insist on sleeping with your rump in my face on the
nights you have horrific gas?

4) What is it about the word park that makes you bounce around like a pogo
stick for at least 5 minutes before I can even make it to the door so we
can get into the car?

5) Do you know that you are a boxer or do you honestly not care about any
boxers other than Gretchen and Bella?

6) Why is it that no matter what or how much I feed you that you don't gain
any weight? What's your secret???

7) Why do you and Bailey like Grammie so much?

8) Do you have any idea how spoiled you are? If so, do you brag to the
other doggies?

9) Is it really necessary to sprawl out across my entire bed even though you
have a perfectly good one that's all yours?

10) Do you know how much I love it when you snuggle up next to me and give
me a quick lick before you drift off to sleep?

 

[tatum]

10. Why do hunt for trouble on some days?

9. Why does underwear taste so darn good?

8. Why do you chew on Zoey's (our lab) ankles?

7. Why do you ask to go outside but turn around and stare inside the door as soon as you go out?

6. Does Jayden's (our skin son) diapers taste that good (while they are still on!)

5. Why do you insist on going the wrong way around a fire hydrant while on walks?

4. Does my lotion really taste good?

3. Does Freddies ( our cat) ears have something special in them that makes them special?

2. Are you really deaf or are you really good at ignoring?!!!

1. Do you love living with us?

 

[jjandwyatt]

10. Why do you insist on chewing your bully stick on top of the laptop case?
9. Are locusts really that yummy?
8. What is so exciting about that spot in the yard you like to dig and dig and dig?
7. What do you do in your crate when you are by yourself?
6. Why do you like to get on the couch and purposly knock off the mail your daddy just set there?
5. How can you sleep so much?
4. Do you really understand your commands or are you just doing what you can to get a treat?
3. What is your favorite treat?
2. Who is your favorite playmate Ferris (SIL rhodesian ridgeback), Ellie (in laws coonhound) or Jessie ( in laws mutt)?
1. Do you know how special you are?

 

[Rocco's Mom]

Great thread!

1. Why do you want the 1/2 eaten pear the squirrel left behind and burn around the yard with it? I'd give you a piece of a good one if you stopped for a sec.
2. What is your obsession with rabbit poop?
3. What do you dream about?
4. You have so many toys, why do you like our socks, shoes, hats and daddy's glasses more?
5. Do you know that you hit your head on the coffee table because you are too big to fit under there now?
6. Is it your plan to get us out of the room with the stink bombs ? :eek:
7. Why do you love Maddie's ears so much? (our friends Weimaraner)
8. Do you know every day you make us laugh?
9. Why did you collapse last week because the Dr.'s don't see anything wrong.
10. Do you have any idea how much you are loved and that you have changed our lives forever?

 

[Darbysmom1]

1.) Do you really have to circle 25 times for the spot to be the right one to lay in?
2.) If I have been home with you all day and I walk down the driveway to get the mail am I really that exciting to see?
3.) Is the tile right in the middle of the walk way more comfy?
4.) How come you can jump 3 feet straight into the air for fun but I have to lift you into the cars backseat because you cant jump that high?
5.) What are you thinking when you just stare at me and dont blink?
6.) Why do you insist on coming in the pool when you know you are going to run out as soon as you get in and lay in the grass the rest of the time?
7.) Do you love Cami or does she really annoy you as much as you pretend she does?
8.) How do you really know when I need a kiss?
9.) Are jealous Cami goes to shows and you don't?
10.) Does it hurt your feelings when daddy calls you fat?

 

[bucksteemom2]

10) What was your life like before us?
9) How badly did you both get abused?
8) Do you love your life now?
7) Why do you both always have to lay on my feet wherever I am?
6) Buckeye-why are you so scared of everything?
5) Steeler-why are you so stubborn?
4) Why do you sneak into the living room with the white carpet, pee on everything and tear up mommy's things?
3) Why do you both lay on top of me instead of beside me?
2) Do you know we will always come back when we leave and miss you terribly when we are gone?
1)Do you both know I love you more then I can explain and would do anything for you both?

 

[catcrazy56]

1) Both- Why can't you sleep on the floor?
2) Foreman - Why can't you sleep in?
3) Harley - Why can't you get up until noon?
4) Foreman - Why can't you stop chasing the cats?
5) Harley - Do you like living with us better then your last family?
6) Both - why can't you stop shredding toys and putting stuffing all over?
7) Both- Why do you always chew on the same bone while the other whines?
8) Both - Why can't we watch a movie without the 2 of you playing infront of the TV?
9) Foreman - Why do you love Harley so much?
10) Harley - Why do you love Foreman so much?

 

[furrykidmom]

I love this thread

To my babies:

Kendra- my old lady. She is a GSD who has lived her entire life here with Boxers.

1. Are you happy that we brought Woody home? I know he cannot replace Tigger but you really seem to love him. He seems to have replaced that hole in your heart. You do not walk around whining anymore.

2. Are you happy that we got Sable for Woody?

3. Is it easier on your body now that he is not body slamming you?

4. Do you like her? Some days you seem to barely tolerate her and some days it seems like you secretly like her. I think that the only reason why you do not shred her is because you live to please my and you know that I would not be pleased.

5. What actually happen to you that first year at the breeder's?

6. Why after ten years do you still seem so sad and depressed?

7. Why do you eat the door and frame when I leave? I always come home. I am safe.

8. Do you know how much I adore you? I love that you adore me too. I just wish you were not so fearful of abandonment. I will never leave you.

9. Do you know that I love you as much as I love the Boxer babies? They are just so energetic and funny and pushy. I am sorry that they get so much attention.

10. What could I do to make you happier and more comfortable?

Sable

1. Do you realize how lucky you are that we rescued you? You were so dreadfully ill when you came here. I do not want to even think what your first ten weeks of life were like. If I could find out where the mill is I would do everything in my power to shut it down. The rescue will not tell us that information. I really hope that you are as happy to be here as we are to have you.

2. Why do you dig up my favorite plants and not the weeds? It would be so helpful it you could pull some weeds and turn over the dirt every once and awhile

3. Why do you still pee and poop in your crate? Do you know how gross it is that you eat your poop? Why do all of you do it?

4. Why do you insist on licking me dry when I get out of the shower? Do my feet taste good? Because you lick them anytime that you can reach them. I especially hate this in the middle of the night when they are hanging out of the bed and I am asleep. Plus it is just gross.

5. Why do you terrorize Kendra? She is so old and sore. Can't you just leave her be?

6. Can you slow down when you eat? I promise you will never go hungry here. And please drink the water or leave it in the bowl.

7. Why do you love balls more than food?

8. Why do you climb under the bed in the middle of the night?

9. Why are you so bossy?

10. Why do you decide that it is play time at 3am? No one wants to play at that hour. Okay maybe Woody but not the three older ones in the room. Especially the ones that have to work the next day to bring home the kibble, treats and toys


Woody

1. Why do you run so happily to get in your crate but once the door is closed you behave like it is a gas chamber?

2. Did something happen to you at daycare that you are now so defensive around other dogs? You were such a happy and well adjusted puppy.

3. Why won't you let me hug you?

4. Why do you whine for no apparent reason?

5. Why do you want out again as soon as we sit down to dinner or just as a show gets really good?

6. Why do you and Sable decide that it is time to wrestle and seal bark just as the evening news comes on?

7. Why when you get into bed with me in the morning do you have to lay directly on my spine? Are you trying to push me out of bed?

8. Why is it that you can hold it all day but are incessant about night time potty breaks?

9. How do you know exactly where daddy's bladder is? You step directly on it every night when you decide it is time to go out. BTW- I am glad that you understand that it is not permissible to do this to mommy.

10. Why do you have to wipe off on the bed and the couch? Do you know how annoying it is to have the bed body slammed after your 3 am outing?

 

[BroD]

10. What exactly do you think is buried in the yard?

9. Why does toilet water and mud puddles taste so much better than the fresh water in your bowl?

8. Does your food really taste better after you drag it onto the carpet to eat it?

7. Will you ever grow into that ribcage of yours?

6. What's with the boxer burns anyway?

5. What is so fascinating about earthworms that you have to dig them up and roll on them?

4. What do underwear and shoes have that all your chew toys don't?

3. What are you looking for under the couch cushions?

2. How in the world can anyone think my happy, clumsy, wiggling little puppy is mean?

1. What do you know that the rest of us don't that lets you love life so much?

 

[bjjc23]

1. How did you figure out how to open the trash which had a child proof lock on it?
2. What do you during the day when I'm at work?
3. Do you have a sense of time?
4. Why do you look at ME when YOU pass wind?
5. What are you dreaming about when you shake, run, and make cute noises while you sleep?
6. Why do you hate getting your feet wet?
7. Does the rain on your back really hurt as much as you make it look?
8. Whats with licking my legs when I get out of the shower? Don't you like your water?
9. Could you try and keep some of the water from your bowl IN your mouth when you drink?
10. When you shake your head with a mouth full of slobber and it covers me, do you think it's funny?