Top Ten Questions You've Always Wanted to Ask Your Boxer

[SandyHG55654]

1. Why can't I have a peacefull quiet bathroom experience with out you snorting and scratching at the door?

2. Why are, clean or unclean dishes in the dishwasher so delicious?

3. Why do you act like you want to eat people and animals if you see them out the window, but just want to play when you actually meet them?

4. Why do you insist on sneaking into the garage to poop?

5. What does WooHoo really mean?

6. Do you know how silly you are?

7. Why is it necissary to "patrol" the perimeter of the property when someone says "what/who was that?"

8. What is a Boxer burn really about?

9. Do you realize that god awful smell came from your body?

10. Did you know you two make my day everytime I look at you, and I love you more than I could explain in a lifetime? lovicon

 

[Gretchen B]

10. Do you really love Daddy more than you love me? (You act like it!)
9. Why must you bark at EVERYBODY who walks by our fence?
8. Why have you been fighting with Jenna lately?
7. Do you know how cute you are?
6. Are you happy with your life now that you're mine?
5. Could you please woo woo more often?
4. Do you remember your brother Charlie?
3. How many puppies were in your litter?
2. What happened in your life before me, who did that to you, and how did you get free, and manage to find somebody to help you? (Tell me everything.)
1. Do you know how much I love you and how blessed I am to have found you?

 

[KCboxer4]

1.) Do you guys really have a sixth sense?

2.) Do you know how to use it?

3.) Could you please tell your Brother and Sister Mommy and Daddy love and miss them terribly!

4.) Do you two have any idea how much we love you?

5.) Why do you guys all love Daddy more than me, when I do most everything for you? Why am I chopped liver the minute he walks in the house

6.) Do you like your food?

7.) Maya, is it making your tummy feel better?

8.) Houston, are you ever gonna stop growing?

9.) Do you understand what we say to you?

10.) Make Mommy a promise, Houston and Maya. When our lives are over here, please find Mommy and Daddy wherever you are, so we can all be together, and don't forget your Brother and Sister..............

 

[Emily_7538]

10) Why do you whine?
9) How do you like your food?
8) Do you like us?
7) Or are you just using us?
6) Do you like Lady and Dogger?
5) Why are you so interested in Cockateils but dont care about Parakeets or Finches?
4) Why do you hate baths?
3) Why do you insist on taking the WHOLE bed?
2) Are your stinky farts payback?
1) Do you know that I love you so much and that I would do anything to make you happy?

 

[daisykaye]

1. Why is it more fun to play outside if Mom and Dad are out there watching?

2. Why has it become a challenge to see how big an item you can pull through to dog door?

3. Will we ever get to play fetch again without it turning into tug of war between the two of you?

4. Brody, why is it when you both have idenical dog beds, that if you don't get the one you want you would rather lie on the floor?

5. Layla, why do you keep Brody from his food when you don't even want all of yours? And Brody, why do you let Layla keep you from your food when you out weigh her 20 lbs?

6.Brody have you figure out if you stand by quietly that you will get more attention then pushy Layla?

7. Layla, how did you figure out that a tongue and teeth sticking out of your mouth makes you look so cute that you can get by with murder?

8. Why do you both act like going for a walk the best thing to happen to you everyday?

9. Do you know how much we love you?

10. Are you both as happy as you look?

 

[Diesel Lover]

Love this thread!!

Lilly, what in heaven's name happened in your first home??

Do you realize that Amanda and I love you so much and that you are staying with us forever??

Diesel, can you please try to stop eating bad things??

Lilly do you love us, are you happy here?

Diesel do you get it, when Lily fights with you she is not mad at you, she is just so hurt from her past she doesn't know how to deal with it??

You both realize we are moving. Do you know you are both coming with us??

Do you miss your Daddy?

Diesel, do you realize how cute you are, that when you look at us we melt?

How many holes can you dig?

Do you even like the kitty? Somthime it seems you'd like to snack on her?

 

[stellasmom]

10. Stella, why do you choose to chew your squeaky toys ONLY at 3am at the end of my bed?
9. Stella, why is it that when you are taken out to "do your business" you can only pee or poop but not both and then ask to go out again 15 minutes after you come in?
8. Rex, is it absolutely necessary to lick the windows and upholstery of the car when there has been nothing spilled there?
7. Rex, why is it that when I get up to check the time on the alarm clock you have to lay down on my pillow so I cant go back to sleep?
6. Stella, why do you drink out of the toilet when you have a bowl full of clean water?
5. Do crickets really taste that good?
4. Do you both know how much I love you?
3. Do you both like the taste of barbie THAT much????
2. Does a 30$ collecters hotwheel car taste better than a 98cent one? After yesterday I really really want to know .
1. You do understand that neither of you can drive no matter how hard you try to get in my lap when I'm driving dont you?

 

[paysmom]

Great Thread!

Payton,
1. Don't you realize you are never, ever, going to get that kitty on the other side of the fence?

2. Why won't you eat your food if there's nothing mixed in it? Is it that bad?

3. Why can I never be in the bathroom without you?

4. Do you really like it when TJ is in your face all the time kissing you?

5. Do you think Mitzi really likes it when you're in her face teasing her trying to make her chase you?

6. Are you really as jealous as you act?

7. Why do you insist on sitting ON someone all the time?

8. Why do you always sleep at MY feet?

9. When you stare longingly at Packer (our parakeet) is it because you love him, or want to eat him?

10. Do you like it when mommy makes you wear clothes because she thinks you're cold? Are you cold?

 

[Indy B's Mom]

Cute thread!!

1. Why do you act like you want to eat the neighbor's kitty, when you live with one and are fine with her?
2. Do you two really like each other or do you just tolerate one another?
3. Why do you only listen to Mommy-just because Daddy doesn't feed you doesn't mean you don't have to listen to him (I think it hurts his feelings a bit)?
4. Why, oh why can't you let Mommy sleep in past 6:30am on weekends? I promise you that you aren't missing out on anything if you sleep in to 8:00am-or later!
5. You both realize that you aren't human-right?
6. Peyton-will you ever understand that we aren't going to make you sleep outside and it's okay to go potty after dark? No matter what happened at your last home, we would never treat you badly.
7. Peyton-what did happen at your last home?
8. Tyler-WHY??? about everything you do, just why !
9. Tyler-do we tell you enough how proud of you we are, you were the cutest puppy and have grown into the sweetest big boy. You have matured so much and we love you sooo very much!
10. Peyton-do we tell you enough how proud of you we are, you have made us so happy since you came into our lives. You are really coming out of your shell and there is such a sweet, beautiful girl inside of you that we are blessed to know. We love you sooo very much!

 

[Oscar&Champ]

10. On our walks why do you insist on licking places were other dogs have peed?
9. What is so appetizing about the trash? it's dirty and it stinks.
8. With all the toys you have, why do you find the most expensive and hardest thing to clean up to chew on?
7. Why do you get the sneezes when you get really excited about something?
6. Why must the squeer in every toy be distroyed, isn't that the fun of the toy, to squeek it?
5. I buy two of the same toys, one for each of you, but why do you insist on having the toy that the other one has?
4. Why do you find the dirtiest place in the yard then roll around in that spot on your back to make sure you get nice and stinky?
3. When you step in poo, why do you run in the house as fast as you can and get it all over the house but any other potty trip you walk in nicely and wipe your feet?
2. So you really need the entire bed to get a good nights sleep?
1. Do you know your a dog or do you actually think your a little boy in dogs fur?