Top Ten Questions You've Always Wanted to Ask Your Boxer

[fayebay1969]

10) Do you not know how to squint your eyes so they don't lift up when the wind blows in your face?
9) Does it feel good when your gowls flap in the wind?
8) Does it bother you when I laugh hysterically at the things you do?
7) What does bother you, besides someone knocking on the door? You don't bark for anything except when we are playing.
6) When you get woke up and smell that smell, or when you're outside by yourself doing your thing and you smell that smell, does it ever occur to you that IT COULD BE YOU? I'm not in the room but I get "the look".
5) If get out of bed at night and you're still snoring, does my pillow call your name?
6) Do you think if you taunt the shepherd next door repeatedly that he can knock a few more boards off the fence to squeeze through?
5) Kissing his face when he sticks his head through isn't quite enough huh?
4) Just say it, you love Daddy more than me?
3) Do you really like tomatoes or is it that it's just food period?
2) Why don't you sniff Daddy's shorts or bite really fast on the end of his while he's walking?
1) Do you know when I squeeze you that I love you and when I play with your face I'm trying to figure out what you're thinking?

 

[Cami]

10. How do you stay so happy 24/7/365?
9. Why do you prefer to have your tongue outside of your mouth?
8. Why do you insist on getting a treat before coming in the back door?
7. Is it fun to do somersaults multiple times a day?
6. Why do you do "Boxer Burns" after you poop?
5. What do you dream about?
4. Are you in any pain?
3. What can I do to be a better care giver to you?
2. Why do you nibble on the cats belly fat?
1. Why do you sit in the same chair, upright like a human when your meals are being prepared?

 

[Queenmum]

To Wil and Em...

10. Do ears really taste that good?
9. Wil - Do you remember Gaston?
8. Em - do you remember your Mom who crossed over to the bridge right after you were born?
7. Em - Did you ever thank you aunt for adopting you when you were only 2 days old?
6. Wil - Why do you let Em bite your neck? Are you makin' out and I don't know it?
5. Wil - Why do you want kisses right after you eat?
4. Em - Do you really believe the "ball fairy" was the one who took yours away? I know that is what we tell you all the time. We lied. Dr. Debbie took them.
3. Will - Why do you only fart at night, when we are in bed?
2. Both - Do you think we are good parents?
1. Both - Do you bark at people when we are not around or are you just showing off?

 

[Tobie'sMom]

10. Do you know how silly you look as you try to watch yourself poop, going round and round and round?

9. Why do you use my poor baby trees as your personal stick dispensers?

8. Haven't you noticed that the "other dog" in the reflective glass kinda looks like you?

7. Ok, you've lived with Lucy for 2 years almost, you know her. Why do you have to take bug 'ol sniffs of her butt every morning??

6. Why are you affraid of the dark?

5. Does DH's face/neck/legs really taste THAT good???

4. Do you kow how cute you are? And, do you use that to your advantage deliberately?

3. Whats with your obsession with squeekers?

2. Are you happy with DH and I?

1. I'm your fav, right??

 

[Blitz's Mama]

I really wish dogs could talk

10. I know you love sticking your head out of the car window, but you do realize everyone that we drive by is laughing at yor big lips flapping in the wind?
9. What happened to you the other day when you got hives was it something that bit you or are you allergic to something you ate?
8. Do you really think we're never going to come back everytime we leave the house?
7. Be honest should we stop telling you how cute you are so you'll stop being so bad just because you know all you have to do to get out of it is give me that sad look?
6. Why do you feel you have to run over to the cats when they're outside then stand over them like your the king of the castle? You do know they are on a leash and they couldn't get away from you even if they wanted to?
5. Is ALL that drool really necessary? And when you drink your water do you try to flick as much of it as you can out of the bowl?
4. Who's better me or daddy?
3. Why do you insist on saving all of your gas until your crashed for the night in our bed? seriously the smell is really awful, and daddy is starting to talk about making you sleep in the living room.
2. How do you go from being a 75lb dog to a 300lb as soon as you fall asleep?
1. When are we going to be able to leave you home alone without cleariing the whole room out before we leave? I'm on your team and it's hard to convince daddy to get you a sister when your behaving so baddly.

 

[Murp.mm]

1. Why do you insist on taking all the blankets?

2. Do you really know what I'm saying?

3. Do you really think it is your job to shred the paper, my books, my eyeglasses.

4. Do you and your buddy Brooke truly understand each other?

5. Do you think I am a kissing machine.

6. Do you intentionally look so sad when you want a treat.

7. Do you love me as much as I love you?

8. Do you think you are human?

9. Do you really love in the car with me?

10. Will you always be my baby?

 

[Mega's Mom]

Not in any particular order …

1. How do you really feel about Nellie (the cat?)
2. What do you do when I’m at work?
3. Do you really understand where you are going when I say “daycare”?
4. You do know what “no kitty” means, don’t you?
5. Why do you bark and jackhammer your toy box but not your toys?
6. Why are afraid of men without dogs but men with dogs are perfectly OK?
7. What does the boxer burn actually mean?
8. Does it make you mad that you have to “kiss your Momma” before every meal? I swear I’ve seen you roll your eyes a couple of times ……
9. What’s the deal with that big blue plastic ball at the dog park????
10. Would you like a brother or sister?

 

[Sweet Ginny]

I love this thread!!

Miss Ginny,
1) Why oh why are my bubble baths the most exciting thing to watch?
2) How is it that you weigh 500 pounds when you know it's time to go to bed?
3) Why do you torment your little brother Eddie?
4) Does Eddie torment you when mommy isn't looking?
5) Is it really necessary to leave snot prints all over the window--right after I clean them???
6) How did we get so lucky to have such a sweet and well-behaved boxer?
7) Mommy hears horror stories about boxers who eat shoes, tables, clothes . . . how did we get lucky with a little girl who never destroys stuff??
8) Why did you take the TV remote outside? You didn't even chew on it!
9) Did you really fart in Daddy's face on purpose the other day?
10) Do you know that you make my day brighter, everyday?
11) How do you know how to make me smile even when I am sad?
12) How did you get so darn smart??

(sorry I had more than 10!)

 

[LovNBoxers]

1. Are you as happy being with me as I am with being with you.
2. When I feed you.......why do you sit on the couch sometimes and stare at me till I bring you a piece of chicken out of your bowl to taste first?
3. Why are you so grumpy when someone wakes you up from sleep?
4. Why do you bark at me when I am in the pool but you will not come in?
5. Why did you chew up my BRAND NEW Motorola RAZR phone 14 hours after I bought it?
6. Are you glad we got Hank so now Jesse doesnt bother you so much to play?
7. Why is it when people come in the house you get so excited and jump on them but when my friend brings his 20 month old grandson over you always crawl over to him on your belly with your head down? Do you realize he is young and fragile?
8. Why do never ever jump on Grandma (she is 80) but Jesse and Hank do?
9. Do you miss me when Im gone?
10.What could I do to make you happier?

 

[LovNBoxers]

I forgot one...................

Why do lay across the bed when everone else lays length-wise?