Boxer Theories
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Coco'smommy
Boxer Insane
Coco's Theories:
If I squeek the toy and continuously shove it in their face or lap they will play with me.
If I sit and give mom "the looK" while she's fixing breakfast..I will get a
scrambled egg in my kibble..it really helps the taste out..
If I jackhammer and growl at daddy's sandles..they will get me and play with me.
If I stare out of the front window long enough, it makes my family come home to me.
If I hit the doorknob with my nose enough times I will get to go outside and dig
If I curl up on mom's lap, she won't move unless it's absolutely necessary cause she looooves snuggle time with me.
If I squeek the toy and continuously shove it in their face or lap they will play with me.
If I sit and give mom "the looK" while she's fixing breakfast..I will get a
scrambled egg in my kibble..it really helps the taste out..
If I jackhammer and growl at daddy's sandles..they will get me and play with me.
If I stare out of the front window long enough, it makes my family come home to me.
If I hit the doorknob with my nose enough times I will get to go outside and dig
If I curl up on mom's lap, she won't move unless it's absolutely necessary cause she looooves snuggle time with me.
Amanda22
Boxer Booster
Emma's theories:
-If I go under the kitchen table and look really sad while Mommy is trying to leave for work/school, she'll run over and give me a good-bye treat (good theory)
-If I jackhammer at the cat, she'll eventually play with me (bad theory)
-If I run over to Mom really fast when daddy catches me doing something wrong, Mom won't even let Dad yell at me a little bit. (good theory)
-If I scratch at Daddy from behind, he'll stop hugging MY mommy. (sometimes this works, other times it doesn't and then I have to invoke the theory above)
-If I curl up in a really tight ball, I can fit anywhere my mommy is. (good theory)
-If I get on the bed even 10 seconds before Mommy, i get to pic the prime location and she has to curl up around me! (good theory)
-If I go under the kitchen table and look really sad while Mommy is trying to leave for work/school, she'll run over and give me a good-bye treat (good theory)
-If I jackhammer at the cat, she'll eventually play with me (bad theory)
-If I run over to Mom really fast when daddy catches me doing something wrong, Mom won't even let Dad yell at me a little bit. (good theory)
-If I scratch at Daddy from behind, he'll stop hugging MY mommy. (sometimes this works, other times it doesn't and then I have to invoke the theory above)
-If I curl up in a really tight ball, I can fit anywhere my mommy is. (good theory)
-If I get on the bed even 10 seconds before Mommy, i get to pic the prime location and she has to curl up around me! (good theory)
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WYearta
Super Boxer
Ok, here's a few of Boomer's:
If I'm doing something I'm not supposed to, and I hear "Boomer Sooner!", if I look away, and don't make eye contact, I magically disappear. (doesn't work)
If I stand in between Mommy and the stove while she's trying to cook, she'll think I'm starving and give me a piece of "people food" (doesn't work)
If I lay at the very foot of the bed, mommy and daddy won't notice I'm there until they're asleep, then I can stretch out and take up however much bed I want-usually all of it! (works sometimes)
If I stick my nose on the door as soon as I see someone putting on their shoes/picking up their keys/putting on their hat, I can't be left at home (works sometimes)
If I stare intently enough at mommy, and then turn my head from side-to-side while she asks "what is it?", she'll rack her brain trying to figure out what it is and I'll ultimately get to go outside, get a treat, get a good belly rub, get a big smooch, AND get to sit in her lap (works ALL the time)
And I DEFINITELY agree with Storm's #1 b/c TECHNICALLY, I'm NOT on the couch!
If I'm doing something I'm not supposed to, and I hear "Boomer Sooner!", if I look away, and don't make eye contact, I magically disappear. (doesn't work)
If I stand in between Mommy and the stove while she's trying to cook, she'll think I'm starving and give me a piece of "people food" (doesn't work)
If I lay at the very foot of the bed, mommy and daddy won't notice I'm there until they're asleep, then I can stretch out and take up however much bed I want-usually all of it! (works sometimes)
If I stick my nose on the door as soon as I see someone putting on their shoes/picking up their keys/putting on their hat, I can't be left at home (works sometimes)
If I stare intently enough at mommy, and then turn my head from side-to-side while she asks "what is it?", she'll rack her brain trying to figure out what it is and I'll ultimately get to go outside, get a treat, get a good belly rub, get a big smooch, AND get to sit in her lap (works ALL the time)
And I DEFINITELY agree with Storm's #1 b/c TECHNICALLY, I'm NOT on the couch!
Super Boo
Completely Boxer Crazy
How about:
"If I lay on you, your blood supply will cease to reach that body part and you will be forced to move and give me more room in bed."
This theory only works from the dogs point of view--I have tried it in reversal (me laying on them) and they don't move. :D
"If I lay on you, your blood supply will cease to reach that body part and you will be forced to move and give me more room in bed."
This theory only works from the dogs point of view--I have tried it in reversal (me laying on them) and they don't move. :D
Daisys_rjm
Banned
When at the park with dad...
If I attack Daddy's shoes enough times, the ball that had previously gone missing, will magically appear in his hand, AND HE'LL THROW IT FOR ME!!!
If I attack Daddy's shoes enough times, the ball that had previously gone missing, will magically appear in his hand, AND HE'LL THROW IT FOR ME!!!
cb977
Super Boxer
I discussed this thread with Sammi Doodles and here are 2 of her theories:
1) While playing with the ball, toy or bone, if I sneak up on it V-E-R-Y
slowly, it won't know what to do when I POUNCE on it !!!
2) Putting the ball INSIDE Mom's empty shoe or slipper makes it so much
more fun!
1) While playing with the ball, toy or bone, if I sneak up on it V-E-R-Y
slowly, it won't know what to do when I POUNCE on it !!!
2) Putting the ball INSIDE Mom's empty shoe or slipper makes it so much
more fun!
LiLBiZzounce
Boxer Buddy
If I grab something, no matter who it belongs to and run really fast with it, it belongs to me!
If I stick it in my mouth and hide it in there thinking you will never find it, don't laugh at me ok? I had no idea that it was actually sticking out of my mouth. I couldn't feel it, ok?!
If I run to the couch or somewhere with lots of clean blankets and wipe my mouth clean after eating or drinking, everyone will be so proud of me!
If I watch mommy cooking and stare intently, this will make her drop something on the floor for me to eat!
If I place my chin on anyones arm, they are putty in my paws!
If am sitting somewhere, don't think I will move, cause you are going to have to work for this seat!
If we go for a walk and I spot anything that looks yummy on the ground, I just want you to know that I WILL get it, one way or another. "Leave it!" -yeah right! Not until I taste it first!
Oh and another thing... I will "Come!" when I feel like it, ok?!
And "No" I am not going in the bathroom EVER. I know what happens when I am in there. Someone always gets me wet!
If I stick it in my mouth and hide it in there thinking you will never find it, don't laugh at me ok? I had no idea that it was actually sticking out of my mouth. I couldn't feel it, ok?!
If I run to the couch or somewhere with lots of clean blankets and wipe my mouth clean after eating or drinking, everyone will be so proud of me!
If I watch mommy cooking and stare intently, this will make her drop something on the floor for me to eat!
If I place my chin on anyones arm, they are putty in my paws!
If am sitting somewhere, don't think I will move, cause you are going to have to work for this seat!
If we go for a walk and I spot anything that looks yummy on the ground, I just want you to know that I WILL get it, one way or another. "Leave it!" -yeah right! Not until I taste it first!
Oh and another thing... I will "Come!" when I feel like it, ok?!
And "No" I am not going in the bathroom EVER. I know what happens when I am in there. Someone always gets me wet!
BeckyNC
Boxer Insane
If I sit really pretty facing the couch while Mommy’s lying on it, she’ll invite me up to cuddle.
If at bedtime I run downstairs, remove my collar from the front doorknob, and parade around upstairs with it, I will get a yummy treat.
If Mommy says “who’s that?” while I am admiring my cute looks in the mirror, there must be some critter (kitty?) in the street and I MUST run to the window to look out.
If the phone rings and Mommy runs to get it, I should run with her and get in her way.
If at bedtime I run downstairs, remove my collar from the front doorknob, and parade around upstairs with it, I will get a yummy treat.
If Mommy says “who’s that?” while I am admiring my cute looks in the mirror, there must be some critter (kitty?) in the street and I MUST run to the window to look out.
If the phone rings and Mommy runs to get it, I should run with her and get in her way.
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