Boxer Theories

[sinbad'smom]

sinbads are: 1.if i look at mommy really cute with my ears up and my big puppy eyes open wide she will take me with her in the car where ever she is going. 2. the longer i look for mommy the sooner she will come home. 3. if i get up on the couch or bed slowly mommy and daddy wont realize i am getting up there with them. sierra 1. if somebody comes over the louder and longer i whine and cry the more they will pet me and not sinbad. 2. same as sinbad. so cute......

 

[Putermom]

Otis's theories are....

1) If I take something I'm not supposed to, run quickly as fast as I can past Mommy, then maybe she won't notice. If Mommy notices, then if I hurry up and spit it out, trying not to get it caught on my teeth, and then look everywhere BUT at the "illegal" item, then I didn't take it. :

2) If I stare hard enough at everyone anytime they are eating, the kids in particular, I'll get a yummy treat.

3) If I'm on the sofa (I know I'm not supposed to be on it) and bury my head behind the cushions, then no one (especially Mommy) will see me on the sofa. They won't see my big ole butt sticking out of the sofa.

He has others but these are the funnies!!

 

[Lael]

Good Thread

Lael seems to be testing out her most recent theory these days:

"If I get up and barf about 5:00AM, Daddy will let me outside to play until it's time for breakfast." :rolleyes:

 

[Kiwi_Storm]

great thread!..

Storms are:

1 - If all of my body is on the bed/couch but my back feet are still on the floor, im technically still not on the bed/couch.
2 - If I walk between the coffee table and couch over and over again I will get a pat each time (we call it 'the drive-thru pat lap').
3 - If I lie on my back, feet in the air & lips falling down someone will give me attention ('mushroom lips').

 

[TracyandSam]

Greta's favorite theory...

If I growl, bark and bite at the vaccum mom will put that evil machine away!

 

[schipman]

Rocky's theory: If I stare intently at the person sitting in my LazyBoy they will realize their mistake and move so I can lay down.

Lucy's theory: Mommy's facial soap doesn't do a good job and it is up to me to lick her face clean morning and night.

 

[jray]

1 - If all of my body is on the bed/couch but my back feet are still on the floor, im technically still not on the bed/couch.

Oskar's a pro at this! How he is comfortable I don't know! (Mommy lets him on the couch but he has learned when he hears Daddy's footsteps he's off in one second flat!

Some of his others are:
If I sit, stare, and give a big sigh at the pantry door mommy will give me a treat.

If I nudge mommy's or daddy's had all the time they will scratch my head.

If I stare at Disney when he's chewing a bone he will give it to me.

If my ball gets out of reach barking and pouncing the floor will bring it back...

Oh there are so many more!!!

 

[Toni'smom]

Toni's are:

If I slurp and lick the top of my mouth, mommy will get me peanut butter.

If I stare in the kitchen window long enough, someone will let me in.

When mommy and daddy are sitting in the recliner, if I put my head in their laps I will get a pat, then if I move, ever so slowly, I can be up in their laps and they'll never know it.

If my toy goes under the couch, if I bark, whine and woo woo at it, mommy will get it out.

 

[stampingrace]

Basil's are:

1. If I pounce on Mom with muddy paws after she's dressed for work, she'll stay home with me longer.

2. If I drink water then walk over and drool on a person (doesn't matter who) they will know how much I love them.

 

[Cami]

Cami's theories have all been tested and proved to be 100% effective:

If I act bored, crazy, silly or chase the cat I will get attention....

If I "accidentally" chew a hole in a toy I will get a new one....

If I devour an entire greenie quickly, something else will magically appear for me to chew on....

When I wiggle for mommy and daddy they will tell me how pretty I am....

When I do somersaults someone will tell me that I am a funny bunny....

If I comply with the command "come" and enter the backdoor I will always get a biscuit....

When I bring toys to mommy and daddy when they are putting their shoes on they will stay home a little longer.....

When I bark at anyone outside my window I make them walk faster.....

If I sigh loudly, stare intently, paw consecutivly or get one of my ears to do a "comb over" I will get something.....

If I chase a squirrel I can make it climb a tree....

When I get to the edge of the bed mommy or daddy will always lift up the covers for me to jump up and get under them....

When mommy finishes drinking anything in a plastic bottle with a lid all I need to do is lay my head down on her lap and I get the bottle....

All I really have to do is just continue being me and I will get anything I want including lots of love....


Cami