Boxer Theories
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Mama_Zookeeper
Boxer Insane
If I put whatever I tore up in front of Lola Kitty, she will take the heat for it!:eek: I can clear my mom off the couch in 2 seconds flat if I bring in a chewed up gecko or frog!
If I stare at Mama's drink long enough I get a sip
I can get Mia to drop her toy by running to the food bowl and pretending something good is in there!:p If I shiver my mom will run and get the umbrella to walk me out to do my business in the rain!
I can sit on anyone and get my nubby scratched.Life is good! Rocky " I'm the MAN"
Kenosmom
Boxer Booster
Keno told me not to forget this one since it's his favorite thing to do to Daisy...
~ If I can fake Daisy out by pretending I need to go outside she'll run out the door when mommy opens it --then I can run into the living room and get the yummy soggy bone that she's been hogging !!
~ If I can fake Daisy out by pretending I need to go outside she'll run out the door when mommy opens it --then I can run into the living room and get the yummy soggy bone that she's been hogging !!
OZBoxerLover
Boxer Booster
Kiwi_Storm said:Storms are:
1 - If all of my body is on the bed/couch but my back feet are still on the floor, im technically still not on the bed/couch.
This is Gnarly's number one theory! Doesn't work that often though... and is really hard to fall asleep coz he's legs keep slipping out from under him.
Jaime&Louie
Super Boxer
I think you got your wish! Great thread!!!
Louie has several theories...
1. If I rest my chin on the coffee table (yes, in a puddle of my own drool) and stare at mom she'll feed me.
2. If I stare at mom while she's sleeping, she'll wake up.
3. If I stand in front of the TV, it's NOT BLOCKING the picture!!!
4. If I back talk and sass my mom I'll get what I want.
5. I may not speak English, but I have plenty to say, so If I just sit and babble at mom she'll eventually get what I'm trying to tell her.
6. The couch is a trampoline.
7. Mom's bed is a trampoline.
8. Dancing is fun.
Louie has several theories...
1. If I rest my chin on the coffee table (yes, in a puddle of my own drool) and stare at mom she'll feed me.
2. If I stare at mom while she's sleeping, she'll wake up.
3. If I stand in front of the TV, it's NOT BLOCKING the picture!!!
4. If I back talk and sass my mom I'll get what I want.
5. I may not speak English, but I have plenty to say, so If I just sit and babble at mom she'll eventually get what I'm trying to tell her.
6. The couch is a trampoline.
7. Mom's bed is a trampoline.
8. Dancing is fun.
Kiwi_Storm
Boxer Booster
Kiwi_Storm said:Storms are:
3 - If I lie on my back, feet in the air & lips falling down someone will give me attention ('mushroom lips').
Okay guys...I finally got a photo of this!!! - I have been trying for 8 months but everytime I get the camera out she stops. It is waiting approval in my gallary if anyone wants to take a look!
owen's mum
Boxer Booster
Owen's theories include:
The cat will be my friend if I bring her all of my toys one by one (wrong :( ).
The cat is playing when she hisses at me (wrong :( ).
Getting hit in the nose with claws is part of playing with my kitty friend (wrong :( ).
If a human is holding something I want (treat, toy, food, tools, clothing, anything really) I should sit immediately and handsomely and they will give it to me (half right :o).
If I whine and pace and look sad and huff, mum or da will take me out to play with my boomerang(totally right ).
The cat will be my friend if I bring her all of my toys one by one (wrong :( ).
The cat is playing when she hisses at me (wrong :( ).
Getting hit in the nose with claws is part of playing with my kitty friend (wrong :( ).
If a human is holding something I want (treat, toy, food, tools, clothing, anything really) I should sit immediately and handsomely and they will give it to me (half right :o).
If I whine and pace and look sad and huff, mum or da will take me out to play with my boomerang(totally right
).
TugsMommy
Boxer Booster
Tuggy's are:
1. If I sit and look at momy with my big brown eyes, she will give me what I want. (Works MOST of the time, more with hubby).
2. If I lay nicely in the bed with mommy she will let me sleep with her.
3. If I wake up at 4:30 am, daddy will let me crawl back into bed with him & mommy, and he lets me sleep between them.
4. If I keep pushing daddy with my feet on the couch, he will get up and move to the other couch and I have mommy all to myself.
5. If I throw my rawhides around, mommy will put down her sewing and play with me.
6. If I sit on mommy's shoulder when she is on the phone, she will stop talking to whoever it is.
7. If I push the door hard enough, I can open up the bathroom door in mommny & daddy's room. Then I can help mommy take a shower in the morning.
8. Dixie doesn't like to share, so I just find mommy and get a new rawhide.
9. Grandma will sew all my toys when I tear them.
1. If I sit and look at momy with my big brown eyes, she will give me what I want. (Works MOST of the time, more with hubby).
2. If I lay nicely in the bed with mommy she will let me sleep with her.
3. If I wake up at 4:30 am, daddy will let me crawl back into bed with him & mommy, and he lets me sleep between them.
4. If I keep pushing daddy with my feet on the couch, he will get up and move to the other couch and I have mommy all to myself.
5. If I throw my rawhides around, mommy will put down her sewing and play with me.
6. If I sit on mommy's shoulder when she is on the phone, she will stop talking to whoever it is.
7. If I push the door hard enough, I can open up the bathroom door in mommny & daddy's room. Then I can help mommy take a shower in the morning.
8. Dixie doesn't like to share, so I just find mommy and get a new rawhide.
9. Grandma will sew all my toys when I tear them.
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