wood
Siren has a serious wood problem. It started with the apple tree, which has since been removed from the backyard. She then moved on to the decorative wood trim around the tree in the center of the yard, eating each of the little pieces one by one until we pulled them out and put them in the garage to use when she's older. Then she decided that all the nice new lattice work that my hubs and Dad worked one day putting around the perimeter of the deck...yeah - she ate all that. Piece by piece she made tiny little toothpicks. When she finished that she tried chewing on the deck itself, but the wood must not have tasted all that good. Next was the SIDING on the house. That one was the straw on the camels back for my husband - he was PISSED. I found a way to solve that problem though...a little miracle worker called McNasty's (for cribbing). Since the house didn't taste so good anymore, she moved onto the pickets of the fence. Some of them she flat out shredded, some of them she just chewed holes in. On one side of us we have 2 little boys and one the other side is an old irish setter that she is fascinated with. We thought she'd slowed down because she's only been working on finishing the latticework she started.....until we came home one day and found pink insulation all over the backyard...and when we went out - in the snow were large chunks of sheetrock. What was she eating you ask? HER DOGHOUSE. She apparently felt the need to do some redecorating and took out an entire wall in her lavish doghouse (it's built onto our house, has a heater, window, hallway, etc...
As for anything in the house - nothing. I know better than to trust her alone. Although, a funny story from tonight...I was in a downstairs room finishing painting the trim in that room, and I had taken all the painters tape off the portions that I'd finished the other day (including the ceiling). I had it all bunched up in a pile in the middle of the room, and my back to the door. Every once in a while I'd hear some tags jingle....but no one would come kiss me or answer me when I said Hi. The jingling tags became more frequent. Well, one time I decided to hide behind the dresser and see Siren sneak in, look for me, and when she doesn't see me - she grabs a wad of painters tape and lays down with it to chew. I poke my head out and don't say a word. Her eyes almost bugged out of her head.....and she got up and ran. I didn't say a word. I followed her up the stairs (where my husband was) and found a good sized pile of tape at the tops of the stairs. As I've entered rooms since then (i.e. bathroom, kitchen, laundry room) I've found a little bit of tape. I don't know if she was saving it for later, or if she felt like redecorating again, but THAT was funny. Much more entertaining than painting anyway! What a pest my boxer is....