Son brightens a day starting off on the wrong foot

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Coco'smommy

Coco'smommy

Boxer Insane
Ok...this morning we wake up to the horrific odor of poo in the house. Oh lord, Coco has had an "explosive accident" in the my son's room. We have since realized what happened and it was a mistake on our part. Bad mommy & daddy smashicon - She got a gravy from supper on her kibble for a extra treat, not ever again, did not set well and the fact that I fed her before I left and then hubby fed her while I was gone not realizing I had already fed her. In any case...I was cleaning the carpet up in his room. He was coming back from his shower and did not want to go in his room to get dressed as he would have to smell it and step over a large spot right in front of the door. I said "Son, just step over it and go get your clothes" (not having a lot of patience at the moment, i wasn't enjoying my situation) and he looks right at me and says 'Mom, that's one big dukey!!!" I lost it....i couldn't help it, it was funny. The look on his face, he was sooo serious. As if he thought the dog poo was going to reach up and get him on the way by. I needed the laugh tho so it couldn't have been a more appropriate time. I know it's kinda gross but thought I'd share...kids really do say the darndest things!
 
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Marybeth18

Marybeth18

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:LOL: They are so good for a laugh (usually). Everyday after school my son calls me to say hello. Last week he calls and while he's talking to me he's loving Daisy and talking baby talk to her. Next thing I know he says, "Oh Mom Daisy just pooped on my arm...uh oh--it's on your bed, I guess I should have let her outside before I called you."

So I panicked:eek: "Oh s--- Sam, take her out quick, pick up the poo and flush it!!"

Little creep starts laughing hysterically and I knew he got me!!

Gotta love 'em!
 
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