I am absolutely laughing histarically...Oh how I can relate. As soon as you said the toy has gone to a trash bag full of other damaged toys in the laundry room I just busted out laughing. I've got the same bag. Matter of fact, last week I got the bag down mended all the toys. Most toys didn't last 10 min. There were a few that lasted a couple days because everytime Sophie started pulling on a toy or her and Jasmine started playing tug of war with I would put a stop to it. I don't know if your aware of the tirebiters...they are pretty good. It's amazing because Sophie is the littlest one, but does the most damage. I feel so bad because it seems like all I buy anymore are balls (no fuzz). At almost 9 years old Alex likes to put the gingerbread men (baby) in his mouth and it looks like he is nursing it - too cute! Since Sophie and Jasmine tear apart babies poor Alex has no toys.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I'm getting ready to wrap the dog toys I purchased for Christmas.