He has knots on his neck....

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hooley

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Okay, I just had to post this. I have laughed until I am sick.

My mom and dad have a very small Yorkshire Terrier. He is full grown, but probably only weighs 5 pounds. Anyway, mom and dad were sitting up on their bed watching TV the other night. As usual, Chuckie (the Yorkie) stretched out between them. Mom was petting him while watching TV. Chuckie was on his back and she was just petting away. Suddenly, she felt two lumps under his neck. She yelled at dad to turn on the light so she could examine these lumps further. After he turned on the light, and they looked closer, she realized it wasn't his neck she was petting, it was his privates. You guessed it, the lumps were his little floppy doodles!

Lesson to be learned: Always make sure which end is up!
 

hooley

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Chuckie did not protest at all! He just layed there1 Dad said he probably would not have protested either! Hee Hee!
 
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