Favorite quote

[ssleighter]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein

"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." --Albert Einstein

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." --Mark Twain

 

[ryanklan]

Nuttin Fancy here!

"When Life Hands You Lemons....Make Lemonade"

Nutin Fancy...but I think it is Cute!!:D

 

[MollyMoose]

Re: Nuttin Fancy here!

Originally posted by ryanklan
"When Life Hands You Lemons....Make Lemonade"

Nutin Fancy...but I think it is Cute!!:D

I prefer the Jack handy (SNL) version of this quote:

"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons. (maybe by shoving them down his throat)."


:D

 

[Tulsa-Dan]

Life's a bitch... then you marry one.

Life's hard... then you die!

 

[Boxerworld]

Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

Olly

 

[Matt S]

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Stephen Wright

 

[Sam S]

I have so many favorite quotes/poems. Kahlil Gibran is also a favorite of mine .

My brother gave me this quote when I was younger -

Press on: nothing in the world can take the place of perseverance. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.
Calvin Coolidge

& my dad gave me the poem "If" by Rudyard Kipling.

I think they are both very special gifts from 2 very special people.

 

[Dodgn_AK]

I clipped this quote out of the newspaper years ago

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it." - Woody Allen

 

[Scorpio]

Tulsa Dan



My fav is " What goes around, comes around" gets me through a lot.

colleen


Hubby loves Matts

 

[buddy'smom]

1. "Make sure your words today are sweet, because tomorrow you may have to eat them. " Unknown



2. My mother quoted this one to me many times when I was little, the words stuck with me

Life is like a blanket of freshly fallen snow
Be careful how you tread it
Because every step will show.

Author Unknown (Thanks mom, words to live by, I should have listened sooner )


3. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Walter Winchell

Then there are the ones I doubt came from anywhere but myself, I'm just not sure they are quotable on a public forum

Jean