'Ere this is for dharmadoodle, a gel after me own 'eart..innit funny, that peeple 'ave a pre concieved idea abhat ya, jus' becoz of the way ya talk...Like if ya goin' sumwere really posh, or a job interview or sumfink... an ya put yer best whistle on, an git yer 'ighlights done, an' a decent cut to the barnet, an yer know you look the bizznez...right dressed to impress...an then when ya get there, you can tell you've made a big 'it wiv the way ya look....then yer open yer gob to speak... an' the old cockney accent comes aut, an ya can see the shock, coz It's so not wot they expected!!!
An also wen I tell peeple I got a Boxa dog,They crease wiv laffter coz I'm such a little bird, they cant fink why I want such a big dog!!!!

.........sorry I just couldn't resist!!!!