Boxer Theories

[ses02e]

Ok. I have always wanted to come up with one of those amazing threads that gets a million replies and ends up being at least 3 pages! I think I have got one. I reckon that our Boxers have theories about certain things and no matter how much these theories are proved wrong, they always keep the hope! Here are two of my little Mischka's theories. She lives by them!

1. If you hop around the kitchen as fast and high as you can, your food will be served faster.

2. If you lick your empty food bowl at rapid rates, more food will appear!

Of course, neither of these work but it is sooooo cute.

 

[Rlr.Giraffe]

Willis subscribes to a different food theory altogether:

- If I leave my food until I starve, they will give me something better than dog food. (So far, he has been proven wrong every time.)

Other theories of his include:

- If I whine or ring my outside bell long enough, someone will pay attention to me.
- If I don't observe bathroom time, someone will fall in that fascinating swirly water bowl and drown.
- If I watch the door around 5:30, Daddy will appear.
- If I put my chin on the bed or couch I will be allowed up.
- If I have a mouth full of kleenex or banana peels, mommy will pay attention to me.
- If I stare hard enough every time I see someone eating a banana or yogurt, I will get some.

and finally, my favourite:
- If I chase my tail, it will help me make up my mind about what to do next! (Willis only does this when he's confused and doesn't know where to go).

 

[Erica&Riley]

Riley's theory of the universe:

If I stare at mommy with my big, beautiful sad boxer baby eyes, I can get WHATEVER I want out of her!

And, 9 times out of 10 it has proven to be true!

 

[Evie&Adam]

Adam's is:

-If I nag, bark, woo woo, get the leash, paw at the door, paw at mom, and box Evie... Mom will take me for a walk!!

He forgets, of course, that we go for a walk EVERY SINGLE morning at 6:45 a.m. (rain, shine or snow )

Evie's is:

-If I bark and nibble the kids, I will get doggy treat.

O so true! Of course, she gets to do some training to get the treat

 

[Kenosmom]

Ok, Keno has a few theories of his own to share ! ....

~ If I "knock" on the back door long enough someone is sure to hear & let me in !

~ And if my owners don't hear me knocking I can just go to the kitchen window and jump up and look in to see if they're coming yet !

~ If I am sneaky enough I can get past daddy when he lets me & my sister in from going potty in the middle of the night and jump up on the bed with mommy!

~ If I watch out the window long enough I can make my skin bro and sister come home from school (or daddy from work!) !

~ If I stare at mommy long enough while she's cooking she's sure to make me and my sister some rice or a cooked egg !

 

[ISUBoxer]

Brinks's theories-
1. no matter how hard mommy is working at her computer, or what she is doing, if I bring my toy and set it on her lap she will throw it for me.
2. If I sit patiently outside the bathroom door like a good boy, eventually she will come out and pet my head.
3. If I go lay in mommy and daddy's bed and sleep nicely before they get there, its usually hard for them to kennel me.
4. If I run and stand by the car door and give my "pretty please" face everytime mommy lets me outside, she usually feels guilty and brings me to the park.

 

[Baxter's mum]

so funny!

3 of Baxters are:

-if I don't move one iota, no one will notice I'm on the couch
-when my people leave they are always going someplace fun without me like the dog park or to visit my doggie pals- 'cause I know whenever I go in the car with them that's where we go
-the cat really does want to play- she just doesn't know it yet

 

[Austin's Mom]

-If I grunt at the treat jar I will get a bonie. If grunting doesn't work scratching at the refrigerator usually does.

 

[MerryB923]

Samson has some theories too!

- If I whine at the cat, he will stop batting me in the nose.
- The harder I lean on mommy, the more chance she will pay attention to me
- If I chug my water, someone will take me outside
- If I stop at the closet when entering the room, someone will open it and give me a treat

 

[Nemeia]

Max has a few of his own LoL:

"If a whine, woo woo,stretch and fart enough, mommy will take me outside" - Usually works wonders LoL

"If I fart when daddy's coming to bed he won't want to sleep in it, and I can get all the space I want" - never proven right, but he still does it!

"I can bring all my bones, chew toys and pig ears to grandpa's bed and then it will be mine" - He still has to share it with grandpa LoL.

"If I pout long enough and lick mommy's pants, she'll pay attention to me even though she's doing something very important" - work every single time!

"If I fart when mommy has guest, and look at a chosen person... nobody will know it was me!" - works every time too LoL