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Scrapper's Mom

Scrapper's Mom

Boxer Insane
Very cute - thanks for the laugh! I particularly can relate to the eating poo and giving poo kisses!
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We try to adhere to the "Seven Minute Rule" at our house... no face licking for at least seven minutes after we've seen Scrapper licking his bottom... but then you never know what he's been doing before he's come in from the other room! :)
 
frankied

frankied

Boxer Insane
Oh no....hangers on....you need say no more. I wish that were true that they could remove them their selves! Ewwwwww! This is so cute though! Thanks for posting!

Christa:)
 
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Elyse

Banned
I am an art director and we work in a studio setting....
Well, my entire department along with the clients who were in the office
just watched me crack up reading this... Thank God clients like their
artists quirky and weird.

I was supposed to be doing some quick updated to their campaign at the
time too!!
 
sharron

sharron

Boxer Booster
Very funny!
My favorite line though, is the one that says:
"We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV."
That just cracked me up. It goes along with, "Where's the cat? Pss Psss Psss, get that cat!" and the dogs go crazy looking for a cat that we don't have, and have never had!
:LOL:
 
Kristi915

Kristi915

Boxer Pal
Originally posted by harley27
I will scootch my bottom along the grass to rid myself of hangers-on.
I will not steal used sanitary napkins from the bathroom garbage.
I will not eat other animals' poop.
I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
I will not roll my head around in other animals' poop.
"Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.
I will not chew crayons or pens, 'specially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
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My favs!! Especially the hemorraging one! :D:D
 
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supertrooper

Boxer Buddy
LOL rolling on the floor foolicon
at our house we can definitely relate to :
eating cat's food before and after the cat eats
chewing the funky socks
and barking everytime the doorbell rings on TV!

Thanks for the laughs
 
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