all is so true but i can add a few
I will not pee on guests feet when they come to greet me
i will not pee on your father n laws lap the first time i meet him
i will not jump from the chair to the couch on to the end table when mommy gets home
i will not counter surf when nobodys look and eat part of your dinner
i will not try to steal a taste of your coffiewhen your not looking
the couch pillows are not for humping
the tiolet is not for drinking
the carpet is not for digging
you lap is not made for all 3 of us
moms bras are not drool cups neither are her slippers
i bet every one can add and relate to any , thanks for the laughs