Boxer dictionary

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Bellie Belle

Boxer Buddy
Dingleberries are the WORST!

Tyson and Ali are very lucky. Belle's dingleberry troubles stem from 3 people in the house with long hair, rope toys that she ingests thread by thread, and eating long clumps of grass like the MOOSE she thinks she is.

Eye Bogies, see also "Eye Boogers"
 

Tink

Guest
I have two more that I haven't seen yet.

Yard- (noun) the large dirt patch created by the unintentional removal of all greenery. Usually caused by Boxer burns.

Lawn- (noun) the pre-Boxer greenery in a yard. **Always to be used in the past tense after Boxer ownership has occurred. **
 
I have two...

curious head cocking: (verb) When that cute little boxer cocks his/her head to the left or right and then back again. Usually done when they hear something strange or high pitched. Can also be done when mommy or daddy makes those funny noises to take a picture of them:D

poor me eyes: (verb) This is known as the "sad eyes". Usually given by the boxer when they are feeling a tad meloncholy, sad, tired or even bummed out. You know this action because, the bottom lids sag a lot and it is a very obvious movement of the boxer. It is usually accompanied by the ever so popular "sigh".

~Kat
 

andrea pegg

Boxer Pal
ignore(sp) you cane call them shout their name and they never here you but whisper snack or out side and they come running.

Big head there heads are to heavy to hold up all the time they have to use your leggs or any thing else to prop them on.
 
Oh, lest me not forget!

Harmfing (verb) Otherwise known as whining. This is done when the boxer wants to go out and play, play with you, eat or go potty. It is also done when you (the parent) are very busy and need to get work done. It is usually done in a sitting position while staring you down until you (the parent) drops everything important that you were doing and does everything the little boxer wants:D
 

Oscar's Home

Boxer Buddy
Grounded: When your Boxer is so excited, but knows it can't jump up. Instead the front legs stand still while the back legs do half circles around him.

Puppy Frog: A Boxer who thinks he is half frog and leaps into the air at every chance.

All very funny...
 

Gruntsmom

Boxer Insane
When I come home from work, after lots of beaning and kisses from my baby, I have to get on the computer and check out the latest boxer dictionary additions. This is the BEST thread!! You guys absolutely crack me up, and I can identify with every single "definition". Thanks so much for tons of laughs! :LOL: :LOL:
 

TYS0NSM0MMA

Boxer Booster
my additions

This is a great thread.. I have a few to add:

The weave'n'find - the act of pacing from one spot in the yard to another then back to the first, then to another then back to the second, in order to find an appropriate spot to drop the "boxer bomb"

Boxer bomb - that tightly coiled brown substance emited from the end of the boxer, under the "nubbin"

nubbin - small trapdoor-like device used to cover the delicate "brown star" underneath. When a hand comes near the nubbin it seals itself in a "nobody's home" manner locked tighter than a vault.

Brown star - that delightful star not found in the sky, but things far more mystifying seem to come out of, including but not limited to "clinkers", the great stink, the tight coil, "OMG! what did you eat?!"

Clinkers - see cling-ons

OMG! What did you eat?! - what the boxer owner says when instead of being delighted by the tight coil they find a mysterious semi-solid/semi-liquid substance being released from the brown star (usually at the dog park, and usually mommy has to pick it up because daddy says he is going to vomit from the great stink)

The Slap-a-groin - When daddy is sitting very comfortably on the couch and our little boxer friends decided he is too comfortable so with out sign or warning they approach cautiously and slowly, sometimes even doing the military crawl, pop up and with minimal movement merely extend a paw and gently slap daddy in the crown jewels. This usually results in daddy curling up in a tight ball allowing adequate space for the boxer to re-claim a spot on the couch before daddy has recovered.

:) keep up the great ideas!

Colly
 

ricos_mama

Boxer Booster
cream-filling: also known as "fluff": the white, soft cloud like stuff that a boxer does everything possible to get a hold of. Usually found inside of pillows and stuffed toys and sometimes the couch. smashicon

treasure: anything and everything in the trash.

floor:a smooth surface usually not seen because it is covered with "treasures". Discovered when the mommy comes home from school. Mommies usually spend numerous hours trying to find this floor.

the ninja:the sound that a little-sister-boxer makes when her older brother is getting petted. similar to the cry of an attacking ninja, indicates jealously, and is usually followed squeezing in between the big brother and the mommy.queenicon

the enemy: any object used for household cleaning, i.e. broom, mop, duster, vaccum. must be seeked and destroyed.
 
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