Boxer dictionary

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Drive by licking - As they walk by you they lick any area of exposed skin

Nosing - Simular to the drive by licking except they just touch their cold wet nose on you. Usually to get your attention if you fall asleep in THEIR favorite spot. (the couch)

EDIT: Another one that just happened to me.

Crazy Sniff - When you wear anything new or come home from someplace that had a dog that you petted.
 
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Bellie Belle

Boxer Buddy
Wigglebutt (noun) - one of the many ways a Boxer expresses his/her happiness.
See also, "Twitchy Nub"

Cling-on:" residue left attached by either a thread or piece of grass to the Boxer's bottom when it's done pooping. Causes the Boxer to race at top speed around the yard trying to run away from the "cling-on" The only remedy for a "cling-on" is for the "Mommy" (usually) or the "Daddy" (much less frequently) to remove it by cornering the Boxer between their legs and pulling it off with a paper towel or kleenex.
See also "Dingleberry Shuffle"

"elvis lip": when one side of the jowl gets stuck on the teeth!!
See also "Giving Someone the Tooth"
 

Ciscobxr

Boxer Insane
I love this!!!!

"flying nun" when a boxer's ears always seem to "fly" or stick up in funny positions

"frindle" boxer that looks mostly fawn, but on closer inspection, also has brindle stripes! (that's my Cisco!)

"wanna-be swimmer" loves to watch the labs, and even get chest deep in the water, but not get to the point that swimming actualy takes place!
 

Gruntsmom

Boxer Insane
Moosh wipe: Nonchalantly walking along side an upholstered piece of furniture or mom's or dad's pants, skirt (mom, only :LOL:), or shorts, and simultaneously wiping eyes and face to remove eye goop, food, or excess drool.

Snaggletooth: also known as Elvis Lip
 
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"elvis lip": when one side of the jowl gets stuck on the teeth!!

See also "Giving Someone the Tooth"


See Also "Narlin'": The act of snarling.

I tell Quinsi all the time.. YOU'RE NARLIN! :LOL:
 

Jamielyn

Super Boxer
Shoe strings (noun) - excess drool hanging from the boxers lips. Usually from drinking water to fast after a long play session of "catch me if you can" with mom outside.

Catch me if you can (verb/game) - Where the boxer takes the ball and you must chase after the boxer in order to get the ball back. A reverse fetch.
 

kirabug

Boxer Buddy
Corkscrewing - The act of a boxer wildly itching it's head by placing the top of thier head on the carpent and turning franticly from side to side.
 

SkippyToo

Completely Boxer Crazy
Mooshy Face - Big soft squishy lips and chin.

Drive By Slobbers - The slobbers that our babies leave on us and our furniture, and I might add, I don't even notice anymore (ha ha).

Boxer Bash - The nightly boxer party, crazy as it is, that my babies have together.

Reindeer Jump - The fly through the air, slick as can be, dive that Samson does (six feet in the air). He flew past my son's head the other day, grown man, smooth sailing. Liftoff!

Hot Dogging - The wiggle the butt/turning the butt dance that Angel does.

Bing Bing - Pointing of the legs and paws, straight up in the air, while asleep.

Boxer Stretch - Front legs on floor, back legs on couch or chair.

Sharking - Deliberate walk-bys, around the perimiter of the room even, looking for something to either get into, or eat.

Poodeling - Jumping into the air, while twisting around, landing on feet gracefully, facing the complete opposite direction...done while in a happy or excited state. Would cause extreme dizziness in a human.
 
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DanCat

Boxer Booster
" Nutcracker suite" - Performed when the adorable little boxer hops onto the bed and doesn't quite clear daddy while he's laying there!

I take offense to these male bashing comments stating that we don't give the treats or the food or the attention!!!!!! Sapphire is a daddys girl!!!! I give the majority of the attention, the majority of the walks, the majority of the treats and food and ALL of the POOP picking up!
 
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