Blonde on Horseback

[FlashyTitus]

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes
out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and
when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take
out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend
yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up,
you're next!"

 

[WannaBAMommy]

Think you may like this one!

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up b#*ch."

 

[luvfritz]

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out

as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do

neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he

had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How

much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told

her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she

realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded,

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all

those dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short

time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're

finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I

had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached

into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."


Blonde Barb

 

[basak]

Barb, that was hilarious!!!!!!!

 

[luvfritz]

Thank you Basak

 

[ljnash]

All these jokes are too funny! I needed a good laugh today!

blonde Lenore

 

[Laurie_Duke]

This is so much fun...my boss is blonde and everytime BW members post one I send it to her...he he ....


The evil employee !!!!!



Laurie.

 

[luvfritz]

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"


Barb :D

 

[Scorpio]

Gee these are funny! :D

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The DJ was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

 

[luvfritz]

I love it :D

"Don't know how to swim" blonde Barb - so I know how helpless she feels :D