You might be a boxer-holic if...

[Joodles]

You might be...

If you are seriously thinking about letting an artistic friend paint a row of Boxers around your dining room, instead of using wallpaper border.

If you tell your Realtor to shut up when she mentions resale value.

If you find yourself doing silly stuff, like throwing a ball up onto the garage roof, just to amuse your dog.

If you have lost ALL modesty about being closely observed while doing personal things in the bathroom.

If you only consider taking a new job if it's close enough so you can drive home on your lunch hour.

If you vet your dates by how they react to meeting your Boxer, and lose interest in the ones who fuss about things like slobber, dirt, being stepped on etc.

If you tell the car dealer that any vehicle you test drive must be big enough for 2 Boxers, but still fit into the garage.

 

[austin02]

You might be a boxer-holic...

If 3 times or more out of the work day are on BOXERWORLD or any other Boxer site looking at old posts, new posts, old pictures, new pictures - pretending to work!!!

If you "talk" to your Boxer in public without even a care in the world about what other people are thinking "who's this crazy person talking to their dog!"


I feel all of you on these funny" You might be a boxer-holic posts."
They are so true and we are so lucky to have such wonderful companions for life!

 

[dukie's mom]

You might be a boxer-holic if................

You decide not to buy new furniture...just used, and get new slipcovers. Why spend all the $$ on something the kids are going to play on?

You have to have more that one...fthe first one is lonely, and besides you have 2 hands, you can pet 2 at once.

You have snapping snarling wrestling dogs on your floor..and you just watch and say "aren't they cute?"

 

[Maniago]

or One eats the best lipstick colour you have ever found (which has since been discontinued) and all you can do is say 'well with all that wax she'll poop easy'


Grace broke out of her crate, and the only thing she did was eat this beautiful strawberry flavored lipstick, it was the most gorgeous shade of red ever

 

[Rott N Box]

Originally posted by Jaelle
You might be boxer-holic if...
... Saying you don't want kids because it would be to complicated with your boxers, and because you prefer them to kids!!!

True, true. Why have kids that will only take your money and get angry with you? At least when you spend money on the boxer they love you more!

 

[coveyjt]

You know you're a boxerholic (and a bit of tightwad) when you have a pile of plushies on the dryer that need mended and the squeekers put back inside.

ROLMFAO

We call it going to the toy hospital.

 

[dukie's mom]

This may be a silly qauestion, but can you buy new squeakers to put back into not so gently used toys?

 

[Loki's Mom]

You might be a boxer-holic if.......

they have totally ruled your life for 25 years and you would never even consider any other breed...
because of course we all know "boxers rule" !!

in everything from the pictures of my boxer babies outnumbering the pictures of my kids on my desk at work,

to having "boxers rule" as my e-mail address and website title,

to volunteering all my spare time with a boxer rescue group,

to now trying to talk my daughter into naming my soon to be first grandchild after my favorite boxer :D lovicon :cool:

 

[Rowdy Boys]

Originally posted by Layla's Mom
You might be a boxerholic if you have inquired using your company's flexible spending account to help subsidize daycare costs for your boxer puppy!!!:D

P.S. They said no:(

Layla's Mom: I am right there with you!! I wanted to know if dogs counted in my relocation expenses (like a spouse or child) when I was transfered last year! And, why can't we claim them on income taxes as a dependent???

AND, I am also guilty of coming to a screeching halt when I see another boxer.

 

[siris'mom]

if you get a roll of film developed and all the pictures are of the dogs, not the kids and husband.