SkippyToo
Completely Boxer Crazy
You know you are a boxer-holic when -
Your expensive 1 year old couch looks 10 years old and you decide to shop for slip covers rather than new furniture.
You see the paw prints on the hardwood floors and decide to put off cleaning because you will always see big paw prints.
This is a GOOD one! You know you are a true boxer-holic when you no longer notice the slime being rubbed on your pants or legs from that mushy mouthed boxer!
You know you are boxer-holic when you are planning to build a house and you base a lot of your plans around your boxers (floors/furniture/space).
You know you are a boxer-holic when you are planning to give your boxers a SEPARATE yard so they can run and do whatever makes them happy without messing up mom and dad's plants or trees.
You know you are a boxer-holic when you cook a dozen eggs instead of 2 or 3 for just you and your husband. I have laying chickens, by the way.
You know you are a boxer-holic when you buy a special treat to take home each time you enter through a store's door. Last time we went to Petco we were snubbed. A lady said to her daughter, after her daughter asked if she could pet our boxer Samson, "No, he wants to pet you!" We mainly go shopping as a couple. Samson goes with us to other places.
You know you are a boxer-holic when you allow the dog to lick you to death while you are in the bathtub or shower.
You know you are a boxer-holic when you watch every movement or expression of your boxer. How are the ears being held? Did he drink or eat as he/she should have? What is he/she doing outside now, they have been alone for 5 minutes in the yard? Are they sleepy or are they sick? Have they gotten their human attention needs filled today (always!)? Are they comfortable in bed? Where are they sleeping? Have I played ball with them enough today?
Good thread!
Mary, Bob, Samson, Delilah and Tyra (Zipporah)
Your expensive 1 year old couch looks 10 years old and you decide to shop for slip covers rather than new furniture.
You see the paw prints on the hardwood floors and decide to put off cleaning because you will always see big paw prints.
This is a GOOD one! You know you are a true boxer-holic when you no longer notice the slime being rubbed on your pants or legs from that mushy mouthed boxer!
You know you are boxer-holic when you are planning to build a house and you base a lot of your plans around your boxers (floors/furniture/space).
You know you are a boxer-holic when you are planning to give your boxers a SEPARATE yard so they can run and do whatever makes them happy without messing up mom and dad's plants or trees.
You know you are a boxer-holic when you cook a dozen eggs instead of 2 or 3 for just you and your husband. I have laying chickens, by the way.
You know you are a boxer-holic when you buy a special treat to take home each time you enter through a store's door. Last time we went to Petco we were snubbed. A lady said to her daughter, after her daughter asked if she could pet our boxer Samson, "No, he wants to pet you!" We mainly go shopping as a couple. Samson goes with us to other places.
You know you are a boxer-holic when you allow the dog to lick you to death while you are in the bathtub or shower.
You know you are a boxer-holic when you watch every movement or expression of your boxer. How are the ears being held? Did he drink or eat as he/she should have? What is he/she doing outside now, they have been alone for 5 minutes in the yard? Are they sleepy or are they sick? Have they gotten their human attention needs filled today (always!)? Are they comfortable in bed? Where are they sleeping? Have I played ball with them enough today?
Good thread!
Mary, Bob, Samson, Delilah and Tyra (Zipporah)
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