You know you're a boxer owner when____??

[LILYLARUE]

You mean not every breed of a dog's owner has conversations with complete strangers?

Oh, and I thought it was a prerequisite to boxer ownership!

Ok, guilty here as well.

 

[ZoeyLittle]

You know ur a boxer owner when...

u willingly share the couch & bed with the smelliest of creatures and just love it because that snoring thing is so darn cute!

u throw and retrieve a Frisbee ur self because u know the only thing they love is running after it

u have suddenly created a language that only u and ur boxer can understand

 

[undercg]

two more signs

when looking at your Christmas tree, you suddenly notice that at least 80% of the ornaments are boxer or boxer related

when told by the person who got you started on boxers that they were making a list of bequests (serious illness) and that they had selected some jewelry for you, you politely request that you inherit their copy of "My Life with Boxers" by F. Stockmann instead.

 

[sashamom]

You come home from work in your 'good clothes' and try to run upstairs with no contact (yeah right!) to change into 'slobber friendly' clothes.
You have hair ( in my case black, white, and brown) on everything you own, in the car and its okay.
You know how to tell what they want by the tone of the woo'wooing and talking!

 

[FoxiRoxi]

when looking at your Christmas tree, you suddenly notice that at least 80% of the ornaments are boxer or boxer related

when told by the person who got you started on boxers that they were making a list of bequests (serious illness) and that they had selected some jewelry for you, you politely request that you inherit their copy of "My Life with Boxers" by F. Stockmann instead.

Or you have had to move all your ornaments on the tree above boxer height because they think they are toys instead of decoration and they keep wanting you to throw them so they can chase them!

 

[srsniffsalot]

You know your a boxer owner when:

Pulling poo covered string/yarn/whatever out of their butts doesn't even make you gag anymore!

I thought we were the only ones who had done this!!!

You know your a boxer owner when:

More guests in your house have been french kissed than all the people kisses combined!!!

 

[fionamb]

you spend more time choosing their christmas pressies than your husband, skin children or even your grandchilds!

 

[joeys mom]

You come home from work in your 'good clothes' and try to run upstairs with no contact (yeah right!) to change into 'slobber friendly' clothes.
You have hair ( in my case black, white, and brown) on everything you own, in the car and its okay.
You know how to tell what they want by the tone of the woo'wooing and talking!

These were all REALLY goods ones! Very well said!

 

[MKAD]

You know your a boxer owner when:

you can still tolerate & laugh at their doggie farts...everyday!

 

[Chiefsmom]

Your used to sleeping with one leg on the ground because your boxer has pushed you to the edge of the bed!