Why is it when you change the bedding, a boxer always ends up in the big fat middle of you trying to put on the sheets..
Then after everything is nice and fresh, they sit down to lick their rear end on your covers...
Why is it that when you feed the cats the dog ignores its own dish, and lies in wait for the cats to finish, so the dog can eat the leftover kitty food.
Why is it that everyone wants to blame the boxer for a strange smell in the room. (hee hee) because its a dis-stink-tive smell thats why!