Why is it?
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cashisking
Boxer Insane
Why is it that in the morning when I get up to get something to wipe your eye boogers, when I get back they have mysteriously disappeared??? BLECH, Guess I gotta wash the sheets AGAIN!!!
xenaprincess
Boxer Insane
why is it that when you pass gas, you look at your butt like you can't believe that came from you, and then look at me as if I made you do it!!
why is it..that when i get up in the middle of the night to get some water or go to the bathroom..i cant get back into bed ..because a drooly boxer has her head on my pillow and her body stretched out on my side of the bed?? And why is it that i keep finding dog cookies in my laundry basket..the couch cushion..under my pillow etc. etc.
mygirlmollie
Boxer Insane
Originally posted by cashisking
Why is it that in the morning when I get up to get something to wipe your eye boogers, when I get back they have mysteriously disappeared??? BLECH, Guess I gotta wash the sheets AGAIN!!!
LMAO...I hate it when suddenly eye goobers are missing, it's scary!
Why is it.....that when we are in the car you (Jed) snort and bark spraying the windows with goo, then the other one of you (Hannah) makes it her job to lick it all off :rolleyes:
BoxerLvr78
Boxer Pal
Why is it that you have all these great toys but spot an empty plastic bottle and you won't part with it?
Why is it that you can be in a coma on the couch, but I go to do the dishes and nearly break my neck because you think it's more comfortable to lay behind me on the kitchen floor?
Why is it that you insist on only chasing the birds that are way up in the tree tops?
Why is it that you have a big fluffy bed, but you choose to sleep upside down on the couch with your head hanging off of it?
Why is it that you can eat two phone books, a case full of CDs, some video games, the molding on the door frame and two pictures from my cruise, but all I can do is laugh and take your picture?
Why is it that when I get into bed to sleep you try to eat my feet because they move under the covers?
Why is it that you can be in a coma on the couch, but I go to do the dishes and nearly break my neck because you think it's more comfortable to lay behind me on the kitchen floor?
Why is it that you insist on only chasing the birds that are way up in the tree tops?
Why is it that you have a big fluffy bed, but you choose to sleep upside down on the couch with your head hanging off of it?
Why is it that you can eat two phone books, a case full of CDs, some video games, the molding on the door frame and two pictures from my cruise, but all I can do is laugh and take your picture?
Why is it that when I get into bed to sleep you try to eat my feet because they move under the covers?
DixieDiana
Boxer Buddy
Why is it....that I spend a small fortune on special food for you and you find the cat's 9 lives food more appealing?:rolleyes:
jaimie
Boxer Insane
Why is it when I just cleaned the windows you decide to make sure they taste ok with big drooly licks? Why is it when I walk into the kitchen you always think it is time for a cookie? Why is it when I just get home from grocery shopping you decide to look through every single bag to find those treats or bones you know I bought for you?
Great thread!
Jaimie
Great thread!
Jaimie
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