I have really enjoyed reading through this thread. I think my Jesse just gets easily distracted by things and then he can't help himself. For example...
1) he enjoys napping on the rug in the sun in front of the french doors. that darned door stopper thingy reflected the sunlight so nicely that he NEEDED to lick it...then bite it....then try to pull it off the wall. oops! here comes the molding off the wall. heck, might as well chew that too.
2) I have a jewelry armoire in the bedroom and his cuz bounced under it. it's not that big of a piece of furniture but the pesky corner near the legs kept getting in his way. Instead of square corners, it now has rounded edges.
3) dh was home sick one day and slept most of the day which is very unusual. Jesse napped in his bed at the foot of our bed and once again, those pesky corners annoyed him. Our bed now has nicely rounded edges on one side. (at least it matches the jewelry box)
Those are just the things that come immediately to mind. Lucky for me, dh is the easiest going person I know. He tells me that Jesse told him that Spottie made him do it.