WAT
Boxer Insane
#1 - The Christmas Tree
I was in reading Taylor a bedtime story in her room, and I hear crunch, crunch, crunch. I flew off the bed, because I knew DH was snoring up couch already and the dogs had no cookies. I got out to the Christmas tree only to find Torque eating the home-made dough ornaments off the tree. I caught him mid star ornament and took it from him. He had already ate more then half of it and it was a pretty good sized & thick ornament. I was not too worried about him eating it because I knew the ornament had no toxic glaze on it. A little later that night, Torque drank all the water from the water bowl, so I refilled it, and he drank it dry again. And then it dawned on me, there is a bunch of salt that goes into that dough. Bedtime rolled around, and I let both he and Cam-mee out for the last time of the night, then we went to bed. I woke up to Jeff (hubby) yelling out Torque! Poor boy was peeing on the floor and could not stop. He had this look on face, like I am sorry mom but I cannot stop. I grabbed a towel put it under him and let him finish, I have never seen a dog pee so much. He peed for what seemed like forever! He must have started on our bed, because our bed was wet and then finished on the floor. He did not get in trouble, and needless to say, he left all the other dough ornaments alone.
#2 - The mystery...
It was early evening, shower and bath time for the kids. My son Dalton gets into the shower and I hear him yelling, Mooooom? I need a bar of soap! So I get him his soap. Dalton gets out of the shower and we precede with our night. Jeff comes home from work a few hours later and he is going to get into the shower as well. I see him go into the hall closet and grab a bar of soap. Hmmm? I could of swore I just gave Dal a new bar of soap a few hours ago. Whatever. *shrugs shoulders* About 15 minutes goes by. I am fixing dinner for Jeff and I, with the kids playing and watching tv in the playroom. I hear Dalton say to me, Mom...Torque is throwing up! I grab a towel and head in to clean it up. As I am down on the floor blotting, I notice how foamy the vomit is getting, I get down a little closer and mmmm, smells fresh, like Dove "Go Fresh" soap. AHA! Mystery solved. BTW cleaning up the poop in the backyard the following day wasn't as bad as it usually is either. Fresh and minty green! LOL!
I was in reading Taylor a bedtime story in her room, and I hear crunch, crunch, crunch. I flew off the bed, because I knew DH was snoring up couch already and the dogs had no cookies. I got out to the Christmas tree only to find Torque eating the home-made dough ornaments off the tree. I caught him mid star ornament and took it from him. He had already ate more then half of it and it was a pretty good sized & thick ornament. I was not too worried about him eating it because I knew the ornament had no toxic glaze on it. A little later that night, Torque drank all the water from the water bowl, so I refilled it, and he drank it dry again. And then it dawned on me, there is a bunch of salt that goes into that dough. Bedtime rolled around, and I let both he and Cam-mee out for the last time of the night, then we went to bed. I woke up to Jeff (hubby) yelling out Torque! Poor boy was peeing on the floor and could not stop. He had this look on face, like I am sorry mom but I cannot stop. I grabbed a towel put it under him and let him finish, I have never seen a dog pee so much. He peed for what seemed like forever! He must have started on our bed, because our bed was wet and then finished on the floor. He did not get in trouble, and needless to say, he left all the other dough ornaments alone.
#2 - The mystery...
It was early evening, shower and bath time for the kids. My son Dalton gets into the shower and I hear him yelling, Mooooom? I need a bar of soap! So I get him his soap. Dalton gets out of the shower and we precede with our night. Jeff comes home from work a few hours later and he is going to get into the shower as well. I see him go into the hall closet and grab a bar of soap. Hmmm? I could of swore I just gave Dal a new bar of soap a few hours ago. Whatever. *shrugs shoulders* About 15 minutes goes by. I am fixing dinner for Jeff and I, with the kids playing and watching tv in the playroom. I hear Dalton say to me, Mom...Torque is throwing up! I grab a towel and head in to clean it up. As I am down on the floor blotting, I notice how foamy the vomit is getting, I get down a little closer and mmmm, smells fresh, like Dove "Go Fresh" soap. AHA! Mystery solved. BTW cleaning up the poop in the backyard the following day wasn't as bad as it usually is either. Fresh and minty green! LOL!
Thanks for the laugh this morning! The visuals alone are hilarious! Gee Torque, doen't mommy feed you?
. We had to put a mini tree up on a table and pray Cora wouldn't jump up and kill it.
