Del
Boxer Buddy
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic.
As he laid the dog on the table, Doctor Buck pulled out
his stethoscope,
placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or
two, the Doc shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but
your dog has passed away."
"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't
done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"
With that, Doc turned and left the room. In a few moments,
he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went
right to work, sniffing the poor dog on the table and checking
him out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing,
the Retriever sadly shook his head and went, "Woof."
The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a
few moments with a cat, which walked around the poor dog sev-
eral times and then sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He
then jumped off the table and ran out of the room.
The veterinarian said, "There's nothing more I can do." He
handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal.
"Six hundred dollars?!?! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This
is outrageous!"
Doc shook his head sadly and explained, "If you had taken my
word for it, the cost would have been $50, but with the Lab
work and the cat scan..."
As he laid the dog on the table, Doctor Buck pulled out
his stethoscope,
placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or
two, the Doc shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but
your dog has passed away."
"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't
done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"
With that, Doc turned and left the room. In a few moments,
he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went
right to work, sniffing the poor dog on the table and checking
him out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing,
the Retriever sadly shook his head and went, "Woof."
The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a
few moments with a cat, which walked around the poor dog sev-
eral times and then sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He
then jumped off the table and ran out of the room.
The veterinarian said, "There's nothing more I can do." He
handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal.
"Six hundred dollars?!?! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This
is outrageous!"
Doc shook his head sadly and explained, "If you had taken my
word for it, the cost would have been $50, but with the Lab
work and the cat scan..."
I needed that tonite!