redneck dictionary

[jimseabee]

allure = n. an object used for enticement. "If you want to catch a fish you gotta use allure.

hillside =n and v the predicted alliance of a male person. Don't ask her husband to back you....hillside with her every time

 

[kayboxer]

OMG my husband has a book of those! Someone gave it to him as a gag gift but they are hilarious! I think you maybe have to be from our neck of the woods to truely get some of them.

 

[billbgh]

Very cute Jim! Thanks for sharing!

Erin
Apollo & Rocky's mom

 

[Indy's mom]

The only thing that concerns me is that the males in my life, hubby and three sons, don't really need the definitions spelled out for them. Is it a testosterone thing or what that they understand before reading? And it all makes complete sense to them...sigh

 

[jimseabee]

yellow = interj. a greeting. " yellow"!

X-Ray N the former spouse of a person call Raymond. "Thats one of Ray's exes, but she ain't the X Ray was talkin about."

wiggle= n and v the future prospects of a prosthetic hairpiece. "Think that wiggle fool 'em?"

 

[Slobberchops]

yellow = interj. a greeting. " yellow"!

X-Ray N the former spouse of a person call Raymond. "Thats one of Ray's exes, but she ain't the X Ray was talkin about."

wiggle= n and v the future prospects of a prosthetic hairpiece. "Think that wiggle fool 'em?"

Very funny Jim

 

[Chiefsmom]

Wow! now the terminology of some of the people in my town is starting to make sense!