My dog broke my foot and I blame you all...!

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mygirlrosie

mygirlrosie

Boxer Booster
I broke down and bought her a Cuz, which of course she LOVES.

Side note: What is it about that blasted toy? Why do they love them so much? I mean she LOVES it.

Anyway, in her enthusiasm to chase Mr. Bad Cuz down she ran square into the back of my legs. When I was off balance (because 50 pounds of muscle can knock you off balance, LOL!) she hip-checked my knee and down I went. I heard a CRACK and here I am, cursing that blasted toy, with third degree tear of a ligament and a fracture in one of the little bones on the top of my foot.

Poor puppy was freaked out when I didn't get up from the floor. She whined and pawed at my leg. Now I'm stuck sitting more than I like to be sitting and feeling guilty about not walking her every morning, but she's just hanging out with me on the couch like it's normal to sit around all day. She'll bring the Cuz over for me to throw for her when she's bored, but other than that and a few trips out to potty, she's on the couch with me.

My mother flipped and said, "You have to get rid of that dog! She's DANGEROUS!" Yeah, okay, sure...dangerous. Because I'm a klutz. ARGH.

So. Tell me. What kind of doggie drugs are in those toys anyway?? ;)
 
Melissa79

Melissa79

Super Boxer
Funny

Im laughing, not at your pain. Im laughing because my 4 month old Boomer LOVES that damn thing. He nearly plowed me over in the kitchen with it. So know I know that when he gets older I better wear protective gear.

Crazy Boxers.
 
xenaprincess

xenaprincess

Boxer Insane
So sorry to hear about your foot...hope it heals soon! :)
There really should be warnings attached to these cuz's!! Spirit is so obsessed with his that he will plow anyone over who comes between him and his cuz!! When people comeover, they pick up his cuz to play with him, and before I can get a warning out ontime, his long super-model legs box them upside their head (people don't often consider the incredible reach of his legs before it's too late)!! :p
Tell your mom that coming between a boxer and his cuz is only as dangerous as taking a mans' remote during SuperBowl! ;)
 
Muggsysmommy

Muggsysmommy

Super Boxer
I am really sorry about your foot! I had to laugh though because I have been wondering what it is about those Cuz toys. Do they put doggy catnip in those things. I am going out to buy the good cuz this weekend. They won't let the bad cuz out of their sight. :)
 
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Elyse

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You poor thing. Hope you are feeling better soon...
From one Klutz to another, I hear ya. I have been run into and fallen on my face a couple of times but the doozie was when I was running up the back stairs (tried to get up all 5 in 1 leap) and Nestle got under my feet and swiped them out from under me. I was all busted up bruised, bleeding and still have scars. The best part of it was, I was leaving for Vegas in 2 days on business. By that time I had huge purple and yellow black and blues all over my arms, legs, and my lip... and had several cocktail parties to go wearing cocktail dresses... I am sure people were talking!!!

When they looked at me, I just said "my dog did it" lol
 
Coco'smommy

Coco'smommy

Boxer Insane
Sorry to hear about your foot. OUCH! They are obsessed with them aren't they? Coco loves hers and just goes crazy with it. Great toy but hazardous to owners...lol
 
Hberry23

Hberry23

Boxer Buddy
I'm Laughing Soooooooooo HARD!! Sorry

Oh my I feel soooooooo bad for laughing...all your post are to funny, especially the catnip and the remote. Tell your Mom it's not the dog! Hope your foot gets better soon wishing you a speedy recovery :) Sadie sends lots her love and slobbery kiss's too cheers!!
 
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