We've trained him.......
We have trained our master to OUR standards.
Love me, hug me, scratch my butt, feed me, let me out to do my thing, take me for a car ride, lets see if all 5 of us can sit on your lap at the same time on the same recliner, walk me, bath me, no making popcorn unless we test it for tastyness, you will let us in the shower if you like it or not, we will lay at your feet and protect you, you will take us to the vet when your told to, you will accept large amounts of slobber (especially after drinking water), don't even think your getting out of the house without a wipe to remember us by, if we stare you down....submit to a hug or any other attention we see fit, don't ignore us, pleeeese spray us with the bubble gun, never move anywhere were not welcome, enjoy the smell, baby us if we get ill, carry us if you have too, if we have an accident don't yell because you probably didn't let us out when we told you too, when we get old wait on us even more and don't forget, we will always love you no matter how ugly you get.
Buster, Katie, Jade, Tabby & Buddy