Funny boxer story!

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neilsmom2000

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My mil related the following to me and I laughed SO HARD! I just had to share..
So my mil was waiting at the vet's the other day while her mini-schnauzer was in emergency surgery and struck up a conversation with a couple who was bringing their 'baby'--a young boxer--in to have it's stomach pumped (apparently this was their 3rd visit of it's kind. This boxer it seems is particularly naughty and likes to eat all manner of crazy things; this time around he had eaten an entire bottle of vitamin D!
The boxer owners were a nice couple, described to me as a short, plump German woman of about 70 and her skinny little Indian husband. Inevitably my mil and the German lady got to talking about their dogs. When the subject of walking came up, the conversation went something like this.

German lady: My boxer is such a bad walker, he pulls so hard, we have to walk him on a harness.

My mil: Oh yes, my husband and his wife find their boxer walks much nicer on a body harness too.

German lady: We use a special harness. The harness is for me!

Apparently this lady wears a specially made body harness to walk her dog! I can just picture this little struesel of a woman wearing a parachute harness and being pulled down the street by her 'baby'. It might be the funniest boxer story I've ever heard!
 

JulieJay

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Oh my goodness that just made me laugh out loud at work. oh Geez...
that poor wee lady.. haha
thanks for sharing :LOL:
 

neilsmom2000

Super Boxer
I was thinking a skateboard would make a nice addition, but rollerblades would work too! Lord I can just picture a short, plump, grey-headed little old lady flying down the street as she's being pulled by her 'baby'.
 

Gen G. :)

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That little lady does make having a Boxer sound like an extreme sport :LOL: And zomo... Boxerblading? Too funny! :LOL:
 

tatum

Super Boxer
What about those rollar blade things the dog whisperere wears to "run" his dogs?? She would definitely be flying then!!!
 

neilsmom2000

Super Boxer
Update!

So my mil was back at the vet visiting her dog and who should be there but our little old German lady to pick up her bouncy, naughty baby (who I've learned is just 1 year old). She and my mil were chatting when they heard her 'baby' coming. The little old lady says to my mil "Oh, I'd better sit down or he'll knock me over." But it was too late. 'Baby' came barelling out and knocked that lady right over!
I think her next dog should be a cat!!!
 
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