hagansboxers
Boxer Booster
Yesterday morning, my husband and I still lounging in bed, my seven year old daughter goes outside to feed her cat. We hear her yell, "No Stay Away!" Then she screams bloody murder. My husband jumps up outta bed, wearing nothing but his boxers (LOL! If you knew him... he wears a shirt to swim, OK?) and runs outside to see the goose biting my daughter. My daughter is screaming, the goose will NOT let go, Capone who has never hurt the goose before has ahold of the goose by the butt and is boxing it trying to get it off my daughter. The goose has ahold of her back of all places, has already bit her arm, and is flogging her and Capone. My husband starts kicking the goose and it let go of my daughter who is still screaming, and tried to attack him and Capone. Finally it takes off down to the pond. So my daughter is bloody from being bitten and flogged. My Boxer baby is bloody from being flogged and kicked by the goose's claws, and he comes in with my daughter. My husband comes in, grabs a pair of jeans, his cell phone, and a gun. Calls up our neighbors, the sweet elderly people, who own the stupid goose, and asks them if they are gonna eat it or what cause he is gettin ready to shoot it. Then he tells them what happened and they give the OK to go ahead and shoot it. Needless to say, we had goose for dinner last night. Everyone is ok. And now we don't have to worry about the stupid goose attacking anyone else!!