Boxer dictionary

[KELLY W]

Dead Chicken: When boxer is laying on his back with legs spread open resembling a roaster. Also used to draw you in for pets and then flip over and pounce you.

I need hugs: When boxer sits straight up infront of the sofa or chair that you are sitting on and then looks back over its shoulder with sad eyes that say, "Excuse me, I need huggs now." If you do not comply immediately, you will repeatedly be glared at over the shoulder until you give in.

The Dis: When you go to kiss those shmushy lips and the boxer turns his head as far away as possible as to avoid your kiss at all costs. You just got "dissed"

 

[Oscar's Home]

I forgot to mention...

"Get the Kitty": A phrase that means when a Boxer eyes the cat drinking out of his water dish he is to chase her at high speeds until he can tackle her mid-air and then stand over her drooling.

 

[Tink]

Spudge (adj)- Pronounced (spoodge). Describing the odd emmission from the male dog's penile area, in varying coloration (from a yellowish to a greenish) and consistancy, that sends all first time male puppy owners scrambling to the BW boards, to the vets, to anyone who will entertain a discussion about a dog's... um... emmissions.

 

[LuVsHeRBoXeR]

eeeeeewwww

^^^^ that is NASTEEEE!

 

[BEMarley]

This is great!

the "elvis tooth" is common in our household....we call it the "snaggletooth"

I also love the "jowel towel".... too perfect!

 

[Rlr.Giraffe]

What about:

Boxer rescue (verb): When boxer kicks in bathroom door to protect owner from hazards of falling in the toilet. Can be prevented if boxer is allowed to supervise bathroom activities.

 

[MerryB923]

Barrier: (n.) term describing a boxer whenever mommy and daddy try to have any type of physical contact

Foot Warmer: (n.) a boxer whose mommy or daddy is on the computer

This is a great post- even the bf loves to hear new ones daily! It should definitely become a "sticky"