Boxer dictionary

[luvmydog]

The wookie- the sound a boxer makes when you tell him something and he doesn't agree so he's going to talk back to you..

 

[jbee]

Pookering- what the Boxer butt does, as the dog is running around frantically looking for a place to Poo. cross between the word pucker and pooched.
We always say -look -she does need to go- she is pookered out.

Very silly I know.

 

[DanCat]

"The Cannon" aka crate- when open the occupant is shot out at 100+mph!!!

 

[John&Edith]

Butt Biscuit = Those elephant sized mounds left in the back yard that an ordinary pooper scooper can't touch.

 

[Teressa]

The Poo Poo Walk - walking like he is going to explode at anytime trying to find just the right place to poop. Can include making a circle several times before actually going.

I love all of these definitions. Good work Mr. Webster.

 

[MnDCarr]

Dingle Berry- When boxer has had too much of mommies hair and in the bowel movement get hung and the boxer scoot across the ground.

bahaha

 

[Minty]

'completely mad' (adj) - how non-boxer owners tend to think of boxer owners!

 

[Sirus'Mommy]

AAACCCKKK: (noun) noise made by opening the jaws as wide as possible and coughing really gross like then feeling really happy about it.

I just about spit out my fried rice!

Just thinking about that sound and the look on Sirus' face that preceeds this noise...oh goodness! Funny, funny babies we've got!

 

[ricos_mama]

okay, thought of two more:

The froggy : when a boxer lays on their stomach with their hide legs steched completly behind them, in a frog like manner, usually occurs simutaneously with plastic hanger chewing.

"dog nip": used fabric softner sheets

 

[SkippyToo]

My 2nd post to add to this thread -

Elephant Walk - The process of shifting of the boxers weight from one front paw to the other, while gently swinging it out to the side (stiff legged). This "shifting" normally happens when the boxer doesn't know what to think or do, ha ha ha. Oh, this is accompanied with a dumfounded look on the boxers face.

My goodness...these posts are hilarious!!!!!