101 things you will replace as the price for loving your Boxer

[Mushy]

Oh geezzzz....

What a list this could be.....let's see, so far, I've replaced 4 remote controls, 8 dog beds, 5 pillows, 4 comforters and 4 sets of sheets, 1 matress, 1 couch (although I haven't actually replaced it yet, want to be sure Mush is done eating it), the front door (they were double doors), more baseball hats than I care to count, several pairs of slippers, two pairs of my husbands sneakers, 4 headphones, literally over 25 lids to tupperware and cans.....Now that was last week........and this week..........

Sheila

 

[My Calla]

That is hiliarious!! I thought of a few more.............candles, 3 sets of blinds, shoes (thankfully not mine), and in the next few months, a screen door.

 

[Roxymyboxy]

Yes, this IS hiliarious! Hmmmmm.........
1.Edges of furniture used as a giant napkin to wipe eyes and mush on.
2.Brand new sliding patio door used as a 'leaping,scratching' place when excited.
3.Grandson's lego house.
4.Peeled up edge of carpet downstairs (was mad at being gated downstairs while I was away).
5.I have totally given up on trying to wear anything that does not include some sort of 'slime' mark on it.:eek:
6.Given up on EVER having totally slobber free car windows!
But will continue to give it up for the love of my furbabies lovicon

 

[Melissa Getz]

101 things you will replace

Wouldn't you just love to have a hidden camera on them while they're tearing things up?
Melissa

 

[KCboxer4]

Here we go

One square kitchen table that became OVAL !
One back door.
17 dog beds
the screen on our french sliding doors
the steeringwheel on my car
the shifter knob on my car
the directional lever on my car
one couch......yup. the WHOLE couch

Would I trade any of my Boxer Babies, no way!!!!!!!!!

P.S The above incidence happened in less than 2.4 seconds

 

[LoveMyChase]

1 coffee table corner
1 bookcase corner
3 cookbooks
10 picture frame backs (her very favorite)
3 shoes
1 ottoman
1 ruined tie (of course it was new boyfriend's tie first day he came over...she eventually won him over though!)

 

[SpartanBoxer]

mine chewed thru the cable wire inside the house TWICE. The first time I came home to watch my favorite rivalry in sports - my Mich State Spartans playing our hated nemesis the Univ. of Michigan Wolverines in basketball. I go to turn on the TV and I get gray fuzz - SO MAD! The cable was completely ripped thru along the wall. I had to run to the bar across the street to watch the game.
Also countless rolls of paper towels and Toilet paper scattered all over the house.

I now have insurance on these things (like cable) - right at the time I don't need it anymore. She acts like an angel now at home. She's 2.5 yrs old, and probably hasn't eaten/chewed anything in the last 9 months.
I don't know if I could ever handle another puppy again, i just want to inherit one once they turn 2.

 

[AnnieHazel]

full bag of birdseed (onto a shag carpet)
potted plants (again on the carpet)
silk plants (as i gave up on the potted plants)
handmade curtains (twice)
screens (too many)
a bag of bagels, bread, rolls, eggnoodles, rice, little debbie's snacks)
coffee grounds from the coffee pot that they've knocked over to get to the grounds (on the shag carpet)
FLOUR
coasters
tissues/tp/wipes/dryersheets
trash barrels
dishtowels
dish sponges
(almost - my new laptop)
kids toys (barbies are the favorite)
cat litter box
Full container of quick oats (on the shag carpet)

but the funniest in our house was the 4 packages of (just-add-water) Blueberry muffin mixes (picture coming home to this - burgandy shag carpet - NOW WHITE - muffin mixed GLUED to your babies face/whiskers body - and her just sitting there with those big brown eyes - trying to appear innocent)

Messy - but sooooooo hard not to laugh at the way she looked - covered in it.

 

[SophiesMomma]

Sophie is 11 months old and has been pretty good, our lab was soooo much worse.

So far:
*Wallpaper by the outside door in the laundry room.
*several heel ends off of my "good" high heels
*sneak attacks stuffed animals in my kid's rooms at night when we are sleeping(beanie babies get the brunt of her assault!)
*loves the babie's toys
*the cats, (they secretly love it as they keep coming back for more)
* wooden door casing on front door has scratch marks from when she wants to come in

* opened the garage refrigerator door and pulled out a whole fryer chicken and took it to Mocha, they shared until Mommy caught them!
* loves trash cans (yuck)

We love her so much though, DH gets a little frazzled but he can't stay mad for too long! LOL

Dottie

 

[coastalgirl]

Savannah is 10 months old and I've had to replace so far:

- 2 cell phone chargers
- arm of a couch
- 2 plants
- 3 rugs
- 3 door frames
- window blinds
- 3 door stoppers (the springy ones)
- 1 comforter
- sheets
- dog bed
- candles
- picture frames