101 things you will replace as the price for loving your Boxer

[Anna Begins]

*OH- my dearly beloved money tree. It was the plant I have done the best with- it was beautiful. Notice I said "was".
*And my childhood collection of Laura Inglles Wilder books- which Luka chewed all 9 books into dime size pieced and scattered all over the apt.
(I'm still not over him destroying these two items)
*The sliding glass door blinds- which, everyday, get a little more munched on. The ends are now shredded to just Luka's height. Guess that will come out of the apt deposit :rolleyes:
*the camera I got for Christmas- when he chewed it up, I turned it on to see if it still worked. He sat right in front of me, posing for his picture to be taken. I just burst out laughing. I couldn't hold it in.

 

[B-MAN'S MOM]

My Buster has eaten...

Baggie of homemade coco (thank god he wasn't allergic)
birth control pills (had to induce vomiting)
cell phone
remote controls
Couch
Chair
coffee table
grandma's rugs
grandpa's shoes
carpet
bag of potting soil
pillows

and my hubby wants to get a female !!! Yeah!!! (I'll have to make sure he doesn't see this website! LOL

 

[l8krgirl08]

This thread is the best! Here goes our list
1.Numerous wrestlers, ninja turtle and incredibles figures.
2.Crayons. Eats them like candy.
3.My gucci sunglasses (that really burned me)
4.Several giant birds of paradise and queen palms have all met their demise thanks to Bugzy.
5.Every ball, wether it be baseball, basketball or anything round we dare to bring in the house.
6.The nice nozzles I bought for my garden hoses.
7.The handles on my sons bike.
8.My cell phone
9.Just yesterday I found him in the yard chewing on a tampon he pulled out of my purse.

You gotta love em though. My husband calls him 5 bucks a day because that's what he figures he destroys on average each day.

 

[stormie0734]

I just had my husband read this thread to see what we are in for and Ares is only 9 weeks old he laughed so hard he cried!!!

I cant wait to open the savings account to fix what she destroys..

 

[Julie P.]

This is the best thread ever...LOL

So far, Deeg has destroyed

1.) Three suit cases (he got out of his crate and got a hold of them...he tore huge holes in them. They were brand new.

2.) 1 library book (we had to pay twenty dollars for it)

3.) My husband's glasses ( my hubby still trys to wear them)

4.) Lots and lots of paper from the garbage (he sneaks paper towels and other papers one at a time. He knows he is not suppose to but he always does this in front of us. It's a game to him.)

5.) Toys from the teenager’s room (too many to count)

We wished we had named him Shredder...he makes a excellent paper shredder.

 

[Maggie'sMom]

Reading some of these are so funny!!!!
I've been lucky I guess:

2 sofa chairs- cost to repair $ 300.00 ( we were just a baby then)
1 bleaching tray ( for bleaching the teeth)
pair of my favorite flip-flops
my x- boyfriend's wallet ( smart dog)
hey- we shred paper too and love the laundry room trash

nothing in 6 months- yeah!!!!

 

[Independence]

The new puppy is good one cordless phone antenna in 9 months.

Our last male god rest his soul:

boat tow wires under the truck (twice)
vacuum cleaner cord
cabinet doors
carpeting
scratching the kitchen table while standing on it to look out the window
and about 2 pounds of bird seed when he was a puppy that included a trip to the vet and pooping granola bars for about 3 days

Gotta love em...

 

[My Calla]

Here goes my list........
1. cell phone antenna
2. 2 wallets and all of their contents
3. a bedspread--because she decided it felt better to do #2 on than the grass--OUTSIDE
4. CD'S
5. flowers, flowers and more flowers
6. anything in a trash can
7. anything on a counter within her reach
8. 7-8 tubes of toothpaste

I am sure there is more, but those are the biggies.

 

[spud's mum]

This thread is hysterical
I've been very lucky, judging by what I've read here.

3 Sofa cushions
2 Teddy Bears
1 ceramic plant pot (uncontrollable burning moment)
1 beautifully wrapped boquet of red roses (valentines day gift I didn't get to appreciate...I'm sure it was lovely.)
1 bag of compost (opened and spread over the patio )
Several crayons :rolleyes:

 

[Full House]

Scout is 8 months old and so far has destroyed the following:

1. Crayons (red is the favorite), markers, pencils
2. My skinkids earphones (too many to count)
3. Garden hose
4. Lattice work around deck
5. rain gutter on the side of the house
6. Pet sitters flip flops
7. Skinkids rocking snail (don't ask it was a grandma gift-by the way we have only had it 14 years)-she just chewed the ends though grandma doesn't know yet.
8. numerous outside skinkid toys
9. Has chewed on the brand new -not fully built-wooden swingset
10. Plastic toy horse (yesterday)
11. Stained woodwork trim in the dining room (also yesterday-didn't learn her lesson with the horse)-we didn't tell Daddy about this one.
12. Dad's sanity.

There is probably much more that I can't even think of right now but compared to others I think I have been fortunate.