You might be a boxer owner if...
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Emily_7538
Boxer Insane
*If you sleep on the floor while your 65 pound furbaby manages to take up the WHOLE queen sized bed (which, by the way, they think was named after them)
*If you are healing up from yesterdays scratches and when you come home, they open them back up again for you.
*If you have dedicated your life to make your dog's life a little bit more pleasant.
*If you can't come home without them finding out that you have a pig ear in your back pocket.
*If you wake up in the middle of the night because your dog has hiccups, you go and give them plenty of water, and wait until they get rid of the hiccups before returning to bed.
*If your award-winning portfolio has 3 dog related stories out of 4 peices.
*If you wipe your dog's feet off after taking them outside.
*If you stay up half the night because above you, in the huge bed, your dog has nightmares and ends up barking, while you are in the floor.
*If you are healing up from yesterdays scratches and when you come home, they open them back up again for you.
*If you have dedicated your life to make your dog's life a little bit more pleasant.
*If you can't come home without them finding out that you have a pig ear in your back pocket.
*If you wake up in the middle of the night because your dog has hiccups, you go and give them plenty of water, and wait until they get rid of the hiccups before returning to bed.
*If your award-winning portfolio has 3 dog related stories out of 4 peices.
*If you wipe your dog's feet off after taking them outside.
*If you stay up half the night because above you, in the huge bed, your dog has nightmares and ends up barking, while you are in the floor.
abbey_eisma
Boxer Buddy
* if you buy a new car so the interior is easier to clean
* if you take that new car to the cleaners once a week to remove paw prints and face smudges off of the seat and windows
* if you go thru the drive thru and get them a treat
* If you dont mind having them poke their heads thru the shower curtain 5 times to check on you
* if you make them special treats on halloween so they dont feel left out
* if you have full conversations with them and know they understand
* if you spend more on them for christmas than you do for your husband/wife
* if you coordinate their leashes/collars/sweaters better than you coordinate your shoes/belt/handbag!
* if you take that new car to the cleaners once a week to remove paw prints and face smudges off of the seat and windows
* if you go thru the drive thru and get them a treat
* If you dont mind having them poke their heads thru the shower curtain 5 times to check on you
* if you make them special treats on halloween so they dont feel left out
* if you have full conversations with them and know they understand
* if you spend more on them for christmas than you do for your husband/wife
* if you coordinate their leashes/collars/sweaters better than you coordinate your shoes/belt/handbag!
Maci-May
Super Boxer
you have boxer drawl (slobber) on your cloths and are about to go out and you just shrug your sholders and get something else on.
When your boxer shankes their head just ufter a drink and Boxer slobber goes everywhere and up your walls and you just laugh whill cleaning it up.
At 3am you let your boxer out and you are saying "go for wee wee" or "go for poo poo" and your neighbours think you are mad.
You cook treats from scratch for your boxer and you have 'tv meals'
You go without stuff you need just so your boxer can have a new toy.
When people say boxers are ugly and nasty your reply is 'so are you but then you don't need me to point that out do you' (i only say that when i have had so many people on one walk say that boxers ar nasty and i just loose my temper with explaining that boxers are not nasty, mostly to the same people that make that comment everyday)
When your boxer shankes their head just ufter a drink and Boxer slobber goes everywhere and up your walls and you just laugh whill cleaning it up.
At 3am you let your boxer out and you are saying "go for wee wee" or "go for poo poo" and your neighbours think you are mad.
You cook treats from scratch for your boxer and you have 'tv meals'
You go without stuff you need just so your boxer can have a new toy.
When people say boxers are ugly and nasty your reply is 'so are you but then you don't need me to point that out do you' (i only say that when i have had so many people on one walk say that boxers ar nasty and i just loose my temper with explaining that boxers are not nasty, mostly to the same people that make that comment everyday)
tre777
Boxer Buddy
fun post
1) You have more pictures of you Boxer than you do of anyone else!
2) When your in the bathroom, you wait for them to push the door open & come in. Also, you have to warn your company to make sure they close the door all the way or they might be "interupted".
3) The family starts referring to them as a part of the family. Example, my mom calls Sable her grandchild.
4) As somebody said before, you don't get grossed out wiping the drool off their mouths or the boogies out of their eyes.
1) You have more pictures of you Boxer than you do of anyone else!
2) When your in the bathroom, you wait for them to push the door open & come in. Also, you have to warn your company to make sure they close the door all the way or they might be "interupted".
3) The family starts referring to them as a part of the family. Example, my mom calls Sable her grandchild.
4) As somebody said before, you don't get grossed out wiping the drool off their mouths or the boogies out of their eyes.
Cami
Boxer Insane
You first start spelling words they have learned, only soon realize they can spell...
You buy a motorhome so that they go with you on trips and they have AC.
You know every boxer in your general vicinity by name, but have no clue what the owners names are.
You apologize to them if you run out of their favorite, treat, bone etc...and vow to them that you will get it first thing tomorrow...and do.
You whisper if they are sleeping so as not to disturb them.
You can't imagine your life without them.
You buy a motorhome so that they go with you on trips and they have AC.
You know every boxer in your general vicinity by name, but have no clue what the owners names are.
You apologize to them if you run out of their favorite, treat, bone etc...and vow to them that you will get it first thing tomorrow...and do.
You whisper if they are sleeping so as not to disturb them.
You can't imagine your life without them.
Independence
Boxer Insane
You spend way too much time on Boxerworld talking to other crazy Boxer owners (thanks so much to everyone who brighten my days) thankful that you are not absolutely crazy. Also to learn everything you can to make your Boxers life the best that it can be.
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