You might be a boxer owner if...

[sandy's mom]

You talk to other people about your furbabies the way other people talk about their children or grandchildren.

You don't mind that your face is wet from kisses even though you just got your makeup on.

You drive by houses because you know a boxer lives there and hope you get to see it.

 

[gtntuf]

You happily ride down the road in the passenger seat with a 55 lb "puppy" on your lap because he has a cold and doesn't feel good. Of course, the baby wants his mommy and of course I'm gonna let him sit there.

You have boxer slobbers on every window of your brand new vehicle and could care less.

 

[Tatertot]

You are constantly pulling every tiny piece of carpet fuzz, or dead leaf, or scrap of paper, from his lips, because he doesnt even realize its hanging out.

Multiple times a day, you have to coax him out from under your bed, where he lays staring at you and teasing that you cant reach him. Meanwhile, hes ripped the whole underside of your box spring apart.

Its "normal" to take a bath while he stands and drinks your bathwater

 

[B-MAN'S MOM]

Its "normal" to take a bath while he stands and drinks your bathwater

Buster LOVE to drink the bath water!

When you don't let anyone eat or drink or carry food in your car (I know I'm silly) but you let your baby ride and slobber in it!

You warn your guests of "The Burn" just in case your baby is so inclined!

You use the phrases..."nubby" "smooshy" "mush" "spit bubbles" "frito paws" and "boxer burn"

 

[angleheart]

You put nothing in front of the dining room window just so your boxer can look out of it.

You take your boxer to your sister's house everyday on your way to work because he doesn't like to be alone.

You live in an apartment and you keep a fresh bowl of water for him on the back porch (even though he has a bowl in the kitchen, and the back door stays open) just because he prefers it that way.

 

[beausmommy]

*You have to look before you sit down on the toilet because your boxer won't let you close the door and thinks the toilet is very interesting.

*You don't mind wiping eye boogies off with your bare hands.

*Family members are referred to as "Mommy, Grammy, Grampy, Uncle Nick, etc."

*You sleep with an arm around your boxer just to make sure he's not getting into trouble in the middle of the night.

 

[B-MAN'S MOM]

*You sleep with an arm around your boxer just to make sure he's not getting into trouble in the middle of the night.

I should have guessed I wasn't the only one that does this! Buster has to be touching me so I know he isn't getting intro trouble. I wake us as soon as he jumps off the bed!


You are also a boxer owner if you have ever lost a couch, chair, carpet or misc other things to their jowls!

 

[ferndoggle]

*You have "poop bags" in every coat pocket
*You cover your Boxer up with a blanket at bedtime "because she gets cold".
*You automatically smile anytime the word "Wiggle" is mentioned...picturing your Boxer doing the wiggly dance
*You overhear someone talking about their favorite Boxer & you think they're talking about your dog (they're really talking about Paul Spadafora)
*You apologize to your Boxer for having to go to work...telling them you need to go earn money for Chewies.
*You tolerate the smell of liver b/c your Boxer's favorite thing in the world (besides you, of course) is your homemade Liver Brownies
*You try not to fall asleep w/ your mouth open for fear of the early morning Boxer kisses (nothing better to a Boxer than stinky morning breath!)

 

[atlasmom911]

You stand outside in your bare feet with a goodie trying to get your boxer to come in the house after is goes potty.
You wipe your boxers face and eyes at least 20 times a day.
You talk baby talk to your boxer.
You have about 50 nick names you call him and he comes to all of them.
You make sure your baby has breakfast first before anybody else.
Your baby has his own pillow to lay his head on.
Your baby has more toys then your kids ever did.
When you leave you make sure the music is playing for your baby because he likes it.

 

[carver1102]

When you wake up with a back ache every morning so your baby stays comfortable between your legs or against your side.

You don't let anyone eat chocolate in the house, just incase a crumbe or two falls.

You have a sore knee for months because your baby burned into it and pushed it backwards.... ouch

You get that silly excited feeling when you're about to pull into the drive way and look for your baby in the window! (if they're not still in a crate)

You can't stop kissing and hugging your baby.

You watch them sleep, because all their positions are so cute and innocent!

oh my goodness hula, it sounds like you and i have the same babies. i have all of the injuries you have b/c of my furbabies....backache, bum knee...how funny

we can't wait to see our boxers in our window when we come home. we kiss our constantly, and love to watch them sleep.