You might be a boxer owner if...

[KMB's BabyB]

Someone says kidney bean and you picture a C shaped dog instead of a bean.
You wear extra pajamas because you know that with the dog between you and your dear you won't have enough blankets "but she gets cold".
You talk about buying a king size before you buy your next boxer, which by the way will be your third dog in a small house.
When someone says "WooHoo" you picture a boxer with puckered lips and happy eyes.
Lassie doesn't do anything for you but Turner and Hooch kind of does.
When a silent but deadly fart is let, everyone in the family looks at the dog and groans.


Do you have more?

 

[Steven Menk]

When you have to explain to strangers that "No he doesn't bite, but he is one hell of a kisser!"

 

[Maxwell's Ma]

You find yourself laughing most of the time

You move and something is always pasted to your a**, leg or side

You see some colored poop and you have to poop investigate at 3am in the front yard wearing your pajamas

Your favorite toy is a large red ball with feet and horns that squeeks

You know your vet's phone # by heart and have it on speed dial

 

[boxerchick12]

You catch yourself "petting" your date's arm while watching TV.

You eat bologna and have a $50.00 bag of dog food in the cabinet.

you sit in the floor and there are two dogs on the couch.

 

[KMB's BabyB]

You catch yourself "petting" your date's arm while watching TV.

You eat bologna and have a $50.00 bag of dog food in the cabinet.

you sit in the floor and there are two dogs on the couch.

Totally true!

 

[Poohsmom]

You sit on the floor and 2 out of 4 boxers are in the recliners !

You make boxer cookies from scratch-hubby gets Oreo's !

You make sure to get your babies meds before yours

You eat generic ice cream-the kids get Breyers or Haagen Daaz !

You know Dozer's favorite vet tech's work schedule!


Sue and the kids,Pooh,Bownser,Dozer & Cissy
Buddy & Dusty,romping at the bridge

 

[boxerchick12]

You make boxer cookies from scratch-hubby gets Oreo's !

You know, the last thing I baked was the "bow-wow" cake I got from here, I made it when my last foster left!! That was like a month ago.

 

[boxermadness]

You've learned to enjoy riding in the backseat because Baxter called shotgun!

Wiping the drool hanging from your dog's mouth really doesn't bother you.

You are constantly cleaning the paw prints off the TOP of the stormdoor.

If there is air blowing out of a register....you can bet there is a boxer blocking it!

Tracy...Mom to:
Skinkids...Adam, Allie, Gabbi, Kory, & Kylee
Baxter, Male Brindle 4/2001
Zoe, Female Fawn 2/2004

 

[jenjones28]

You stand out in your yard with an umbrella saying, "C'mon, go potty..."
You're standing in Petco, bored, yawning, saying for the fifth time that day, "No, she's not a pitbull/bulldog/JRT/fill-in-the-blank. She's a boxer. Boxers are not aggressive. Their jaws don't lock." *Yawn*.
You turn off the light and race to your bed, hoping to find a small corner left.
You have to leave work early to make sure your babies are safe/happy, or to get your daily fix of BW.

 

[LilygirlCO]

Not only do you share your bed with a big brown bundle of joy but all of your Boxer's favorite toys of the day that have gradually made their way into bed!

Have people honking, smiling, and waving at the Boxer sitting in the front seat of the car because they are Boxer fans too!

Have people snicker at you as your Boxer walks down the street bundled up in a jacket or sweater so they don't get cold!