You might be a boxer-holic if...

[lettilooney]

Well, my bro and I used to listen to Jeff Foxworthy all the time and still sometimes will try the redneck jokes on each other (we are from the south and are easily amused while making fun of our fellow southerners! Ha!)....so I figured we could have some fun on here and get everyone to give their best boxer-holic line...here goes mine:

If multiple 50 pound (plus) dogs are using your living room as a race car track and you don't even blink an eye...you might be a boxer-holic!

Humor me here guys!

--Letti

 

[gordsan]

Ooh fun, here's mine:

If every time you get to work, you have either boxer drool, eye boogers or a small tear in your clothes and you think you look great - you might be a boxer-holic!

 

[BoxerPak]

You may be a Boxer-holic if............

1. No matter how many boxes of treats you have at home, they still get what they want/pick out at Petco.

2. You spend more money on them in any given month than you do yourself.

3. They steal the majority of the bed at night AND you let them!!

 

[adeinert]

You might be a boxer-holic if....

You miss phone calls because you can't move with 175 lbs plus of boxer piled on top of you (and can't bear to make them move.)lovicon

On Mother's Day (and many other days) you wear (very proudly) your t-shirt that has rhinestones across it spelling:
Boxer Mom!

(Boy all the other ones have fit me to a T!)
I am already a member of a ton of boxer groups hope I don't have to join boxers anonymous!

Ashlie

 

[Russell]

Ok here's mine,

If you drive an hour and a half just to take your dogs to a dog park you might be a boxer-holic!!

 

[exk23]

You're a boxerholic if.....
you haven't taken a vacation since you got your pup (over 3 years ago) because you don't want to leave them and don't want them to be stress from traveling if you do decide to take them along.

You rather smell the boxer gas than people's gas.
E

 

[Roxanna]

You might be a boxer holic if... all the window sills look disgusting when your MIL arrives and you don't care.

(I think I need to sandblast the dried crusted gritty drool stuff off my window sills before MIL's next visit)

 

[Madison's Mom]

If you think your boxers are looking better than the last 4 dates, you might be a boxer-holic.

Tammy

 

[gordsan]

Oh Tammy, I'm so with you on that one!!! Better looking, better smelling, more attentive and more loving!!

 

[BooBoo & Riley]

You allow your boxer babies to mess up the house so much that your family members don't visit anymore and you don't even care!