Bridget D
Boxer Booster
You know your a boxer owner when:
Pulling poo covered string/yarn/whatever out of their butts doesn't even make you gag anymore!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I can relate!!
You know you're a boxer owner when____??
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I can relate!!
Bridget D
Boxer Booster
You know you're a Boxer owner when...
Danbury Mint has hundreds of your dollars because those Boxer Collector's Plates are like Lays Potato Chips, you can't have just one!
You know you're a Boxer owner when....
Even though you know in your head that she sometimes DOES drink out of the toilet, you kiss her SMACK on those lips anyway!!!
You know you're a Boxer owner when...
You wiggle your butt just so she will wiggle hers!
You know you're a Boxer owner when....
You have an entirely different tone of voice when you talk to your Boxer, yes, you know you do, you speak to your Boxer just like she (or he) is a young child, be honest!
You know you're a Boxer owner when...
You feel uncomfortable thinking of yourself as a "Boxer Owner", you really think of yourself as your Boxer's Mommy (or Daddy)!
Danbury Mint has hundreds of your dollars because those Boxer Collector's Plates are like Lays Potato Chips, you can't have just one!
You know you're a Boxer owner when....
Even though you know in your head that she sometimes DOES drink out of the toilet, you kiss her SMACK on those lips anyway!!!
You know you're a Boxer owner when...
You wiggle your butt just so she will wiggle hers!
You know you're a Boxer owner when....
You have an entirely different tone of voice when you talk to your Boxer, yes, you know you do, you speak to your Boxer just like she (or he) is a young child, be honest!
You know you're a Boxer owner when...
You feel uncomfortable thinking of yourself as a "Boxer Owner", you really think of yourself as your Boxer's Mommy (or Daddy)!
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kathysboxer
Boxer Insane
You know your a boxer owner when:
It takes you 45 minutes to vacume a room that should only take maybe 10 minutes tops. Your baby is just protecting you from that thing, so he/she needs to kill it immediately!!
It takes you 45 minutes to vacume a room that should only take maybe 10 minutes tops. Your baby is just protecting you from that thing, so he/she needs to kill it immediately!!
AceOfSpades
Boxer Booster
You know you're a boxer owner when.....
......your boyfriend/girlfriend no longer wants to stay the night due to your baby pushing, kicking and hogging up the entire bed and you refuse to even consider making him sleep on the couch or floor during the night. (True story
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......your boyfriend/girlfriend no longer wants to stay the night due to your baby pushing, kicking and hogging up the entire bed and you refuse to even consider making him sleep on the couch or floor during the night. (True story
)
MissLucysMom
Boxer Pal
You know you are a boxer owner when...
You "can't find the leash" (or her Bobo, or her kong) even though you have a pretty good idea where it is, but give up immediately so you an excuse to go to Petsmart and show her off...and end up coming home with more clothes and toys for her than for yourself!
You "can't find the leash" (or her Bobo, or her kong) even though you have a pretty good idea where it is, but give up immediately so you an excuse to go to Petsmart and show her off...and end up coming home with more clothes and toys for her than for yourself!
Bruisersmomi
Super Boxer
You know you're a boxer owner when......
You have more pictures of your babies on your locker at work then you do of your husband!!!!!!
You have more pictures of your babies on your locker at work then you do of your husband!!!!!!
Shane72
Boxer Booster
I can relate to most of these!
How about: you know you're a boxer owner when you have an unnatural aversion to stopping suddenly when you walk because you know if you do you're going to get rear ended by a miniature horse.
Or you spend more time and money making treats for your fur kid(s) than for yourself or skin family?
Or on a related note, you obsess over feeding your boy the best, nutritional diet you can afford while making fast food a staple of your own diet (yes I'm guilty )
Or on another related note, everyone you know thinks you're at least a little deranged for spending as much money and effort on your little guy as you do.
Or you freak out whenever you see as much as a zit on your fur kid though you'd wait a couple of days to see if your own painfully injured shoulder would fix itself before reluctantly getting checked out (true story!).
Or more people in your neighborhood know your pup's name than know yours (another one that's very true)?
Sorry, got carried away...
How about: you know you're a boxer owner when you have an unnatural aversion to stopping suddenly when you walk because you know if you do you're going to get rear ended by a miniature horse.
Or you spend more time and money making treats for your fur kid(s) than for yourself or skin family?
Or on a related note, you obsess over feeding your boy the best, nutritional diet you can afford while making fast food a staple of your own diet (yes I'm guilty
)Or on another related note, everyone you know thinks you're at least a little deranged for spending as much money and effort on your little guy as you do.
Or you freak out whenever you see as much as a zit on your fur kid though you'd wait a couple of days to see if your own painfully injured shoulder would fix itself before reluctantly getting checked out (true story!).
Or more people in your neighborhood know your pup's name than know yours (another one that's very true)?
Sorry, got carried away...
KSUBoxer
Boxer Pal
Guilty as charged
KSUBoxer
Boxer Pal
S-U-P-P-E-R has made our list of spell only words
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