What is the worst thing your "BABY" has ever done?

[zandz]

Rocky had a ton. One time my brother and I came home to find the entire living room and dining room floor covered in trash (and I mean absolutely covered, we could not see the carpet.) We used a snow shovel to clean everything up :cool: . Then there was the time he pulled a stack of paper and pack of markers off the table when we weren't home. He chewed on one marker and the top came off and he ended up getting blue marker all over pretty much everything, himself included. :rolleyes: But I guess little boys do like to draw sometimes, right? :D And who can forget the time he ate my homework? Yes, I actually went to school and said "My dog ate my homework." It was some kind of poster that was rolled up, and he tore it up. Luckily the teacher actually believed me and gave me a chance to do it again.

I could go on and on about the stuff Zack has done. We had gotten clothes for a needy child for Christmas. They were in a bag and Zack ripped up the bag and pulled the clothes out. They seemed to be in one piece although they were very slobbery. The pair of pants actually did have a very small hole but we turned them in like that anyway. Last Sunday, right after passing the Canine Good Citizen test, here is what Zack did: chewed off the handle of his brush, got mud all over the couch and recliner, terrorized the cat, greeted me with my shoe in his mouth, and broke an ornament off the Christmas tree. :rolleyes: Oh, and he also voluntered to keep the litter boxes nice and clean.

 

[Tank03]

The worst thing my baby did was when I put him in the bedroom because we had company over with a baby who was playing on the floor..big mistake. When I came to let him out..I found the mirror from my dresser across the room leaning on my bed, the blinds destroyed, trash strung all across the room, and most of what was on my desk..was under it. Guess he wanted to visit with company too. Hehe. But besides that ...I've been really lucky.
-Tank's mom

 

[Quax28]

In one day my tornado...ripped up linolium in one room, put a 2 feet hole through my bedroom door, chewed up two books, chewed up my cell phone ,chewed up my cordless phone, and spread toliet paper all over the house.

needless to say I went and bought a crate that night. aaaarrgh!

 

[BOMOMMY]

My Bo loves to get in the trash at least a couple times a month or so. I come home and see trash everywhere and ask who got in the trash? He tells on himself and takes off running to hide somewhere. The worst thing he has ever done was when we were at work and the bathroom screen was open so the fresh air could come in and I guess he happened to be in there when a gust came through and slammed the bathroom door shut. He was stuck in the bathroom and decided that he needed out so he chewed the whole bottom off the bathroom window that is wood. It's a wonder that the glass didn't fall out on him. He is such a goofy boy. I don't think any of us boxer owned humans can stay mad at them for long.

Jeanetta & Bo

 

[gefitlepez]

I can think of three things...

One time I left Haley alone in the house for about 30 minutes and she tore down all the blinds and destroyed them!

The scariest thing she ever did was climb up onto the roof of my friend's apartment building. I was watching her and talking on the phone outside. Well, I didn't know it, but there was a stairwell on the opposite side of his apartment building. I lost sight of her for a minute and then called to her, but she didn't come. I looked all around for about five minutes and couldn't find her. Finally a found the stairwell and raced up the stairs to the roof (5 stories up!). The roof was multitiered with no barriers around the edges and she had climbed down to a lower level and gotten stranded out there. She was running around on the gravel and slipping, I had to try to calm her down and finally I grabbed her and carried her down to my friend's apartment. That scared the crap out of me!

Lastly, although this one is not a boxer mishap, it is too funny not mention. My childhood dog Fern was a Vizsla. If you are familiar with Vizslas you know that they are fantastic dogs, often very similar in temperment to Boxers. They are goofy and wiggly and total attention hogs. In fact I would say that Fern was even more of a snuggler than even Haley. Anyway, long story short Fern used to LOVE to eat USED TAMPONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is sooooooooo gross!

 

[tls1028]

The worst thing that Dutch has done was tinkled on the bed right next to my BF's pillow. He also destroyed my prescription eye glasses that cost me $85. Normal bad things: eating the christmas tree, chasing the cat and hurting her back, getting leg caught in lamps and almost having them crash to floor...but luckily mommy caught them...putting a hole in daddy's jacket, ..but the cutest thing ever

 

[carole]

The worst thing Star did was dig a hole in my bed. Right through the sheet and through the mattress and sat looking at me as if to say "how clever am I". Its funny now to think back on it.

The other only thing she did was empty the rubbish all over the hall carpet. I forget to take it out. I came back an hour later. You could not see the carpet for rubbish. There was dirty cat litter in the bag mashed into the carpets as well, the smell was really bad.

Star was sick and had the runs for about 3 days after that. Since then she has been an angel

 

[Adelle]

The worst thing Finnegan ever did was rip up a matress - but its funny because just the day before I had ordered a new one and was getting ready to throw it out anyway

Nessa has only been with us a few months but chewing the cord on my electric massager was probably the worst thing especially when hubby pluged it in and the whole thing went up in smoke in his hand

 

[austin02]

This post is too funny to pass up!

Austin's top 10 worst things ever done?

Well aside from:

1.) chewing up the bottom of the box spring and mattress
2.) tearing a whole in our couch
3.) being potty trained and then just looks at us and pees for a good 5 minutes on the floor.
4.) destroying 3 doggie beds
5.) destroying pillows, blankets, and stuffed anything
6.) ruining 4 large area rugs (diarreah, and throw-up)
7.) jumping on kids at the dog park and making them cry (on accident, wanted to say hi!)
8.) chewed off the bottom decorative button on mommy's brand new jacket, never worn and chewed and left in pieces- can't replace either!
9.) ate food right off my plate as I sat down on the couch, plate in hand!
10.) chewing and digging up the grass in my parent's back yard everytime he goes there!

I love him so much and all those things don't really matter. He gets whatever he wants and is loved so much! my little furry brat!

 

[Rowdy Boys]

The worst thing Omar has done is peed on my couch. This summer I purchased a ficus tree and told Omar "no tee-tee on the tree". The following morning I woke up to discover that he did not pee on the tree as instructed; instead, he moved over a few feet and hiked his leg on the couch.

Omar also hiked his leg on our fake Christmas tree his first Christmas with us. He only did it one time and strangely enough, the tree was up for about two weeks before he did it.

Other than that, Omar is a submissive pee-er and he tends to tee-tee on the floor whenever he's scared or excited. It drives Greg nuts which only makes the situation worse. :rolleyes:

Magnum has destroyed several of Justice's toys - he seems to have a Barbie fetish in particular - fortunately for us, Justice is outgrowing her Barbies. His most recent attack was this morning on her brand new horse set - he ate the face off the mommy horse.

Both boys have a crayon fetish - fortunately all the crayons are non-toxic, so after a belly ache and a few days of colorful confetti poop, everyone is ok.

They both love to eat toilet paper and kleenex out of the garbage can. Magnum also loves to go into my office and pull paper out of my garbage and tear it up. He's also notorious for eating boxes as well.

Brenda