hi everybody... this is jojo. i got my mom in big trouble with my dad yesterday. you see, my dad works 3rd shift, and my mom works days. my dad had to work over and my mom had to be at work early, so she was rushing around in the morning... me and my sister roxy used to share a big crate together... we have ever since i was a baby. but now she's a big girl and she gets to stay in the bedroom without a crate while my parents are gone. i was sad because i missed her, so i decided to open my crate. (i've known how to do this for a long time, so my mom and dad had to get a padlock to put on my crate so i couldn't escape... the last time i escaped i smeared red lipstick into the white carpet... it was so fun!) anyway, i realized that since my mom was in a hurry she forgot to put the lock on my crate and she also forgot to shut the bathroom door. (my room and the bedroom are connected by the bathroom) so i got out of my crate and ran in the bathroom and told roxy to open the door so i could see her. she couldn't open the door, so i thought maybe if i scratched it really hard it would open, but it wouldn't. so then i realized i would just have to entertain myself. so i knocked off the toothbrush holder and broke it... oops. then i thought the toothbrushes looked like a good snack, so i chewed those up. i also ate some toilet paper and tore up a basket. that was really fun!!! i took all of the pieces and spread them out all over the place!! then i found a really cool bar of soap that was shaped like a bone, and it tasted really good, so i ate the whole thing!! after all of that hard work, i realized i had to pee, so i just went on the white carpet. then i heard the sound... my dad was home... oh no!!! what do i do now?
well, needless to say, since my dad had to work late, he was very tired and grouchy, so i got in trouble. then he called my mom at work and told her what i did, and she got in trouble too because she forgot to lock me up. it was all worth it though... at least until my belly started to hurt. while my daddy was trying to sleep, i threw up all over the floor... ALOT!! so then he had to get up and clean that up so the other dogs wouldn't eat it. and then i just laid around all night because my belly hurt and i couldn't play with my sister and brothers. today when i went outside i had to poop about 4 times! well, i just thought i'd tell you all what i did before my mom did!! :D
well, needless to say, since my dad had to work late, he was very tired and grouchy, so i got in trouble. then he called my mom at work and told her what i did, and she got in trouble too because she forgot to lock me up. it was all worth it though... at least until my belly started to hurt. while my daddy was trying to sleep, i threw up all over the floor... ALOT!! so then he had to get up and clean that up so the other dogs wouldn't eat it. and then i just laid around all night because my belly hurt and i couldn't play with my sister and brothers. today when i went outside i had to poop about 4 times! well, i just thought i'd tell you all what i did before my mom did!! :D
I was never that bad. :p 