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Boxer Buddy
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
The dogs' answers:
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying
about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
please, please!!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make
just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off
the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
light bulb?
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle .
15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
16. Shih-Tzu: Do you really think I'm getting up for anything?
The Cat's Answer:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT
WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
The dogs' answers:
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying
about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
please, please!!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make
just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off
the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
light bulb?
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle .
15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
16. Shih-Tzu: Do you really think I'm getting up for anything?
The Cat's Answer:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT
WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
Just last night she kept me up for about an hour after bed time squeaking her new stuffie toy... crazy animal :rolleyes: