Other Boxer Songs/Lyrics

[Rowdy Boys]

Ok... KELLYW and jac723 got me thinking with their creative Christmas Boxer Songs.

I know we all make up our own boxer lyrics to go with regular tunes. Mine are silly and a little embarrassing, but I'm willing to share - how about you? LOL

There is a tune from Mary Kate and Ashley's younger days when they first started making tapes for children. It's about peanut butter and jelly. I replaced it with Magnum and Omar.

Peanut... peanut butter... and jelly
(Mee-mee... mee-mee Ma-gum... and Omie)
Peanut... peanut butter... and jelly
(Mee-mee... mee-mee Ma-gum... and Omie)
Get some peanut butter, any peanut butter
(Get some Mee-mee Ma-gum, any Mee-mee Ma-gum)
Peanut... peanut butter... and jelly
(Mee-mee... mee-mee Ma-gum... and Omie)

Then there's the classic cheer:

My name is Omar (or Ma-gum) and I'm here to say, I love to be a boxer everyday.

BRENDA

 

[Zannie]

sir mixalot

i like boxer butts i cannot lie
all the other breeds can't deny
when they walk in wigiling that thing

thats all i came up with if anyone wants to add on feel free
ann

 

[lillibirdy]

You guys are NUTS!! I am crackin up here! My husband just came in and looked at me singing these songs like I was nuts, but I assured him it was you all!! rofl

More, More, More!

 

[JillE24]

I don't have a song, but Rachel P., your Britney tune was the best. I am sitting here laughing out loud to that one!! :D

Jill & Laila

 

[Barbara Schroed]

How about Felize Nubby Dog to the tune of Felize Navidad?

 

[babydex]

12 days of christmas

I only got the counting back down from the 5th day of Christmas (5 golden rings...)

5 chewed up tissues...
4 boxer kisses
3 chewies
2 big floppy ears
1 baby boxer.....

I've been trying to add with not much luck

 

[kelbel1]

you guys are so funny, Im not so clever, but Rachel, you should consider writing songs all of the time-very good!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jewel]

adding to the 12 days of Christmas.......

6- gross eyebuggers on my Mamma's pantleg-:rolleyes
7-frightened squirrels:D
8-trips to Petsmart:p
9-scared UPS men!!!!
10- cookies from the cookie jar
11-naps on the couch with Mamma
12-laughs a minute!!!!!!!:D

I absolutely cracked up over "I like boxer butts and I cannot lie".............Oh my..........these are a riot!!!! I don't sing songs to mine but I sure talk baby talk to them and act like an idiot talking for them. We have our own conversation with me doing all the talking. LOL. Merry Christmas. Love, Jewel

 

[Meadvillemom]

How about this one?

I read this on another board and thought it was cute. It goes to the tune of "Winter Wonderland":



Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white,
I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee,
It's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow mom will build a snowman,
Following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,
Flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my TURF,
This small piece of Earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.


:D :D

 

[Kazz's Boxers]

ROFLMAO

The doggie winter wonderland, was great, i am at work, singing outloud, not paying any attention to who is around, cause im on lunch, and i hear my boss say, "you should be singing on Leno with that on" So congrats to Meadvillemom's you have made my weekend with that one! I will let my boss know that you are going on Leno,

Melanie