Mommy made me go out in the rain!

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Yeah, you know how to work it! I drive my mom crazy by refusing to let her wipe my feet when I come in. She thinks it's funny to call me pigpen when I come in all muddy, but you try pooping in the mud and see if you come out clean! But I really hate getting my feet cleaned, so when she is standing there with a towel I jump around like a kangaroo on the deck and bark at her. She doesn't really like that though.

You know what else you can do if you don't like the rain... PEE ON THE DECK! evilicon

Your bud, Willis (slurp, slurp, wiggle).
 

ringwise

Boxer Buddy
My mommy KNOWS that I don't like to pee-pee in the rain. Just a drop on my pretty little head, and I shake and shake and shake to get it off. We have covered carport and patio, so mommy fenced it off. I go straight out the back door, under the covered patio, and into the carport (it's really big). She says it's "more work", cause she has to scoop and clean all the time, but she says it's worth it. No more muddy feet in the winter, and no drying off at the back door. She usually blocks off the grassy part of the yard (she REALLY hates muddy feet), and that's not too great, 'cause I love to run and play with sticks and leaves. But she lets me out there when it's sunny. And we still "train agility" out there twice a day.

She keeps telling me I might see snow this winter. I don't know what that is. Is it fun? I've only seen one winter, and it never snowed. The pugs don't like snow, but they're kind of wussy, anyway. I think I'll like snow.

Laurie & Snap
 

TYS0NSM0MMA

Boxer Booster
I've got you all beat, I wanted to go out for my *ahem* big business (last year before Sable was my fursister) and mommy daddy and I lived in an apartment. So mommy thought she would drag daddy and I out for a walk, it was snowing. I like the snow, except the cold part but we were walking along really nice looking at all the lights and suddenly I realized that right infront of me was a puddle. It had snow in it, so it was like a slushy. I had 2 options 1) follow mommy through the puddle and get my feet cold and wet or 2) scale the 5 foot snowbank. I chose the snow bank. Mommy laughed at me and told me i looked like a mountain goat climbing the bank. Daddy laughed too, I thought he and I were a team. Traitor. But I got them back, I ate a hole in their bedroom wall days before we moved out. Joke's on you mommy! A boxer never forgets!


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jray

Boxer Insane
Mommy and Daddy are real mean to me too! When it's raining and I have to go peeps they open the door and I dont' go out cuz I don't like rain. So I back away from the door and mommy pushs me by my butt and out I go. But I show her, I won't peep! No siree! I stand there just to show her, she thinks by pushing my dupa that I'll go peep! HA! But sometimes I really really have to go so she wins!

Oskar
 

tyson&ali

Boxer Booster
Our mommy and Daddy are super mean!!smashicon They make us go outside in the rain to go potty too! They have to drag us out sometimes! My big brother Tyson goes right away, but let me tell you something I have got them fooled:) I take FOREVER because I know that my parents have no fur so they get chicken skin and start dancing around! Since my brother has demodex he gets cold too BUT since I'm potty training he has to wait outside with me! evilicon by the time I finally do go (on the porch) they are so happy that I went (not in the house) that they ignore my brother and wisper sweet nothings in my ear about how I am the smartest and best puppy in the whole world!angelicon

BEST OF LUCK DRIVING YOUR PARENTS CRAZY (and siblings too)!
grin2icon ALI
 

Mac67

Boxer Booster
As the delicate flower of a girl that I am, I simply refuse to go outside to take care of my "business" in the rain. Father, does get somewhat put out with me, but he simply does not understand the difficulties involved. I mean, I might get wet, for cring out loud!!
However, one must occasionally make compromises when one just HAS to go, so I told father that I would only go, if we went out in the front yard. Then I go and pee on the bushes while on the front porch and never get wet! Well...unless there is a squirell in the yard or something else that looks really interesting, then I'll have to go investigate, even if it means getting wet. One must have ones priorities in place!
 
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